WFYM 381 - Captain Smorgan (Patreon)

RFK Jr. has been chasing skinks around the yard and biting off their tails but they grow back unlike when bees give you their tail in your skin so now you can make the royal jelly. Nelly and Tim McGraw met in Central Park and they made a song for the Knicks about how they want to live in New York over and over again and not try anything crazy like going from Dustah to Wustah. If Hoodie Allen and Sammy Adams did a collab it would be so fire that Obama is the president again