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Flappy Qwop was a vibe during lockdown when HQ Trivia wasn't live yet and you couldn't hear it anyway because people were banging pots and pants together for nurses and doing Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style flash mobs. I hate those Moogles and I hate Kid Beer because you can't claim it was a port wine birthmark when you spill it after getting pulled over

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Eli Burnes

GRRM sex scene writing is either “and he felt the wetness of her sex” or “I’m going to FUCK your CUNT whore!”

Moe Ski

Outlaws generation would be better if he had a son

Doug Cartel

The houthis did actually come out of the mountains but it was to seize coastline so Saudi Arabia is extra fucked now

Devvinnnnn

My friend is a cop (sorry) and said drinking NA beer while driving is totally fine

Reece Coren

Never seen/read Harry Potter. I thought Alex made up Cho Chang as a joke. Holy shit. How the fuck did those books ever make it past an editor

Mia

I agree with Alex, we should burn John Brown in effigy on the 6th of November.

Big Problem

All the token minority characters have names like that and it’s really funny. I think there’s a background Jewish character who has a name like Moishe Nosestein-Goldberg. The one black main character has shackle in his name. Not really too surprising in retrospect that she went full TERF.

Reece Coren

I thought people were exaggerating my god 😭

Dark Magicks

My old nurse manager at the hospital I worked at found a bud light in the break room recycling bin and flipped out (rightfully). I wanted to fuck with her before I left and just walk around the unit with an NA bottle, but the plan never came to fruition

Neeocents

Homemade Pennywise