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They have all the exits blocked off to the live taping of the Carrot Top comedy CD where he gets introduced by that putz Marc Summers. Better turn up the Yelawolf and floor it like you want to go viral

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Chandler

No idea what they say about it but that fucking dash cam video is still one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen. He has the same energy as my fat, mean cat when I yank him away from Mac and Cheese

Mia

Trump knows how to drive, we are allowed to make fun of him

GolfBaller

My senior year in high school I TA'd for my 9th grade history teacher. He was a great guy who kept a big rock on his desk, like a bowling ball sized thing, and he'd write the names of students on it who said anything dumb as a rock. One day he's talking about American society during the industrial revolution and how that was when we became a "meat and potatoes" society due to diets at the time. A girl blurted out, "That's not what Americans eat." "What do they eat then?" "I don't know like... hamburgers and french fries?" She earned her place on that rock that day.

S

If you're in line to fuck Ethan Klein stay in line!!!

Doug Cartel

You didn't mention that the libertarian heard about the drone and was like "thanks for the tip!" Like sure yeah you'll fucking make it Granted I heard Russians were using thermal blankets to hide from drones during infiltrations, but I couldn't tell you if the emergency blankets you buy at the store would do the trick

Doug Cartel

Damn, how come every parliamentary system keeps going "let's hold a snap election and get EVEN MORE seats" and then they just fucking eat shit Why has that happened like 5 times this decade now

GaveMyCatBeer

I’m several days late, but I need to acknowledge it’s very funny that Alex brought up Charlie Kirk in Utah. Pat McAfee said basically the exact same thing in earnest during his TV meltdown.