In case anyone's life sucks rn and wants to laugh about my "pre-Ladybug"Marinette luck. (Patreon)

i want to share to y'all the funny (yet quite traumatic) storyof my last few months.

ok, Let's go back to

April 4...

*6:30 am: i crash against a car after pulling an all nighter to present a work for a class i didn't make it. g8 right?
*8am to 3 pm:  i start to feel bad, but i'm a strong modeler who will finish the bloody stark pinkfoam shield i'm doing.
*5 pm: The pain is unbearable by now, i go to the doctor and tells me i havethree 2nd degree sprains, neck, mid back and lumbar zone. 

*6pm: 

I park at  the supermarket to buy a USB that by the way, i lost. i am wearing a collar rn.  Aaaaand a woman slams against my car... when i was parked.... cue to calling the insurance company again and telling the guy that answered that, NO, i am not reporting my morning crash again, i amreporting a new one. Yeah, laugh all you want. Honestly, if all this can make you laugh at least i made your day.

Cue to weeks of high narcotics, and rehab.

May 28th 
* 8:40 am: a man crashed against me. The material damage was minimal but i was again in high narcotics to dull the pain.

June 9th 
*8:45 am: I crashed, heavily this time. I don't even know how it happened, Iwas going at like 40, i don't dare to go any faster since my first crash. Yetone moment i was singing to "Dangerous Woman" and the next i was in acomplete stop against a van. I don't know what happened. Really. Mymind is a blur, i recall pushing the brakes, both the hand and feet ones,but then CUT TO crashed. Badly, this time, my motor was leakingantifreeze and everything. My Capo turned to thinfoil, my bumper waspractically under the van i crashed to, and the passenger door couldn'teven be opened. This time i had a mental breakdown, because i had aflamenco presentation in the afternoon. The guy whom i crashed let mego, i suspect out of pity to my mental state or lack of insurance (which is afelony here).... this time my car is in the workshop, i suspect for a longtime. I'm back to 2nd degree sprains in my neck and "contractures" or whtvr that's translated to english yet i asked to be heavily drugged that day so i could dance in my flamenco presentation, which i aced tremendously. 

Imust confess, and have been in a state of lullness and narcotic sleep forthe past two days.

So there. You're all welcome to laugh, because my life has been apractical joke since may and you all deserve a stress relief.

- Don't worry i'll be ulpoading Paethon's file as soon as i figure out how to fit it here. but here's the illustrator file, w/o colours that you might wanna check

- Also, the tutorial will be coming, i hope that i have time to finish the edition of it in two weeks. I hope, when i only work the morning shift at the Campus Party Zapopan as part of the Campus TV staff, probably in edition/subbing and Interviews area again :D

- Also i'll be uploading, soon a progress on how to make a Stabilizer, although it would help tons if  you could specify which would be better for you, whether it'd be a DSLR (or change lenses camera) or a Cellphone  one. It's almost the same process but some things will change. 

- Also on Tuesday i'm having a dress fitting so, yes!!! I'll be getting you pictures of it. until then...

PEACE and "sukhi hotu"  or "may there be happiness" for you.

Yes... after all this i'm finally properly instructing myself to Budhism.