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“So. Granger.” Harry stumbled over to Draco, doing his best to not spill his drink.

“You’re calling her Granger? The woman you’ve known since age eleven, repeatedly saved your life, currently fast tracked to be Minister. That Granger?”

“Yeah. She’s a proper fit bird, yeah?”

“Excuse me?” Draco asked.

“Nice legs. Amirite?”

“What the fuck are you doing?”

“I’m doing man talk. Man to man talk. You know? Manly man to man chat.”

“Are you having a stroke?”

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This could be Harry trying to be Hermione's wingman. This could be Harry's attempt at making friends. This could be Draco and Harry together and Harry trying to bring up the idea of them flirting with his best friend/ longtime crush. I lean toward the later, but I'm open to all interpretations! 

If you know much about gay clubbing culture, you'll recognize Draco's necklace. If you don't, google articles about "Earring Magic Ken" and thank me later.