(SFW & NSFW) All I Wanted Was Sushi but I Got Abducted by Aliens Instead (Patreon)

“I mentioned that our baby is fully formed, and she told me about a human tradition.”

“What human tradition is that?”

I palm my breast, which, thanks to this pregnancy, is more sensitive than ever. “That when humans are due, they eat spicy food and mate to speed up the baby's arrival.”

He kisses my neck and pushes two of his large fingers into me.

“So, no spicy food for me?” I gasp as he probes into me.

“I figured we’d try mating a few times first.” 

- All I Wanted Was Sushi but I Got Abducted by Aliens Instead by Petra Palerno

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I haven't read this one yet, but it certainly wins for funniest title. It's a good time to have a breeding kink.