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Socks (Patreon)

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2018-09-12 20:03:22
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2026-06
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Every time when Joe does laundry, socks just magically disappear. I could rarely find a complete pair. XD

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Quinton Quebodeaux

Do what I do. Get like, a pack of 20 of the same pair.

Kathryn Gynn

I’ve stopped wearing matching socks because I have so many without a pair. I love this so much, Joe is so blasé about the lost socks!

song

Actually, that's what bothers me a little bit, because we kept buying socks but Joe kept losing them so we have to buy more. XD

Adam Lunter

I think most dryers (ours for certain) open a porthole into a parallel universe where stray socks go on fantastic adventures!!! 🤓

song

To be fair, It's really not a big deal, it's not like socks are expensive, but Joe's almost too chill on this matter of fact to solve the problem. XD

song

My thought exactly. And I have a feeling Joe will back you up on this amazing theory. XD

song

I have been one loyal member since I lived with Joe. XD

Danny Provencio (edited)

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2026-09-29 20:00 Same with my socks. My cats play with them when I take them off. After all these yearsI buy same color and style beige & white every time. Don’t have to worry about lost sox. Just have maybe two or three that don’t have a partner. Usually find them under bed.
2018-09-12 20:16 Same with my socks. My cats play with them when I take them off. After all these yearsI buy same color and style beige & white every time. Don’t have to worry about lost sox. Just have maybe two or three that don’t have a partner. Usually find them under bed.

Same with my socks. My cats play with them when I take them off. After all these yearsI buy same color and style beige & white every time. Don’t have to worry about lost sox. Just have maybe two or three that don’t have a partner. Usually find them under bed.

song

I like colourful socks and my babe prefer white and dark blue ones. That's why I suffer more from the magical loss of socks. And those lost ones are often found in places where I don't expect to find socks. XD

David Proby

I’ve had that problem before. One hack I saw was putting a paper clip on the pair of socks and it won’t get lost in the laundry

Sébastien Godier

Le mystère des chaussettes dépareillées. Jamais élucidé

Rood Inverse

Maybe you have a closet that goes to Narnia 😄

Michele McMahon

This happened to me so often that I quit matching socks and just wear whatever. My sock drawer is now a magic grab bag. Makes life interesting. 😁

Oliver Emmitt Smith

I think the missing socks are hanging out with the clothes hangers that are always tangled up and the missing lids from the storage bowls. 😂😀😁

runehunter

Aww I have that happen a lot too

Anonymous

Check the inside of the front base of your washer and dryer. You will probably find them there

Michaelicious

Thatsbthe worst from laundry sometimws. I often lost my sock too. Or came back with different.

Pete

Ditto! I always pair mine 😂