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2016-12-22 12:39:00
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Just one of Mom's "genius" ideas... apparently she did more than just shopping on her iPad. She told me she did some research on Google and it costs a fortunate to pay for a surrogate mother in USA. But the real question is... I don't think I can ever get an erection near a naked woman. XD

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Cellistical

Turkey baster would solve that problem

song

What's turkey Baster? If it cost less than 70,000 euros and can surrogate, my mom is interested. XD

Danny Provencio

Just cum in cup and put in turkey baster and insert in sister. Am sure fertility dr. Does it a little better but basically that's it no need to have sex with sister or surrogate.

song

Thank you very much for the explanation. 😆😆

CuddleMonster

Do you, Song? Want to have kids? 😏

Danny Provencio

A turkey baster is a big hollow tube with a point and a rubber ball to suction drippings from turkey as it cooks to help it. Ot dry out and give it flavor.

CuddleMonster

For my part, I don't have one single parental fiber in my body... 😂

song
>>3364423

I really don't know. Babysit one kid for one afternoon is already a pain for me. Can't imagine how much pressure I will have if I try to surrogate a kid. 😖😖😊

song
>>3364427

To be honest, I can't imagine doing that to Joe's sister. Both of them are married. 😖😖😖

Danny Provencio

Am willing to be a parent but the kids have to be house broken first. Not a big fan of babies. Give me the troubled adolescent.

song
>>3364489

LOL Don't ever tell that to the worker at the adoption office. XD Joke aside, I can totally understand. 😊

CuddleMonster

Hmmm ... I'm like Daniel. Not a big fan of babies. But I like kittens! Does that count? 😆😆

Tim Clements-Levin

There are certainly more modern methods than a turkey baster, but DO babysit lots of relatives' kids and see how it goes. Not everyone is cut out to be a parent. Is it Joe who's more inclined or you? I have a feeling Joe is more interested in having kids.

Jecofish

Moms' soul purpose are to make their kids uncomfortable with their "great" ideas. It's best to keep them away from the internet.

song
>>3364608

Lol that counts. I have a cat Leeloo and she has been enslaving me for years. 😆😊

song
>>3365205

Thank you, Tim. Joe is a little bit like me, he gets along very well with kids but afraid of raising one himself. We are destined to be cool uncles. 😆

song
>>3368557

I'm sorry to hear that. But my mom is supportive, it just took time... 😊

Jecofish

I was speaking sarcastically 😎😇