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A little twist of fate has landed River on the hot seat. The clock is ticking...

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Northduhcodeuh

Come on, river. Don’t fumble this 😞🙏

Mindy Segovia

🤣. Can’t wait to see how this plays out lol River can’t think that fast. He is still processing what she said.

Beth

Hear me out- I think Poppy should leave River and date Nico

Jenna M.

Valentine’s Day is the absolute bottom line.

VelvetJazz

River is up the river… without a ring. 😅

Brook Loewen

Clocks ticking River you got about 7 months

Cim paints

Nico be watching from the sidelines waiting for his moment with poppy 👀

Sassymomma

lol that’s funny! She is such a peach!!!

Sassymomma

River is about to be 86’d!!!

Alannah 💫

Ohhh times running out, river 👀👀

Genie

I knew the ring was going to hit the fan after that mix-up & that River was going to have to pay... 😂

Sonya Matheson

*gasp* imagine if they break up and River asks Nicole out!?

Genie

He's still processing why Poppy wouldn't let Nicole bring 2 spoons for the dessert. 😂 Poor River...

Michele Fitch

The character development is so rich!!!

Lea Seidman Hernandez

“Waiting for the moment” is either perfectionism or River doesn’t want to get married.

Melissa Holland

Poppy wants a grand proposal like a hot air balloon; not the classic ring in the dessert or champagne glass. Tell me your proposal stories! I was proposed to at a Red Lobster during lunch!

Kayley Ann

If I were Nicole, I’d buy a bunch of fake rings and start sticking them in Poppy’s food…

iuliana

He’d basically be getting the same girl because Nicole is just as petty as Poppy and they even look the same.

Sarah Spark

Poppy, you should have left years ago!@

Jackie Dana

I feel like there should be this random interaction between Nicole and River, like maybe by the restrooms or something, and all of a sudden it just clicks for River that he has to dump Poppy for her. But I’m not so sure about Nicole. He’s too passive for her. 😂

Sonya Matheson

Right? Can you hear the banter … Poppy : Have fun with my sloppy seconds. Nicole : Please. He just upgraded.

Sonya Matheson

If he actually gets a ring it’ll be a fake diamond and Nicole will not only call it out but make a TikTok about it !

Annie

Nicole would never even accept a date with him. She’s competitive. but not to the point of self-harm.

Dezi

Ohhhhhh man! Poor River 😅So glad we got to see this!

Gary Sochor

Why do I feel like I missed an episode???

bistrohuddy

I proposed to Andrea by recreating the Princess and the Frog moment. On my knee I had her kiss a little toy frog with her eyes closed and when she opened her eyes there was the ring. Right in front of the castle at Disneyworld. I told her it was for a little video I was making for a friend's kid. Had Andrea's sister filming it.

Amory Orchard

I highly doubt River has a ring, but seeing Poppy go full bridezilla would be hilarious! Plus, you just know Poppy would have their engagement party and rehearsal dinner at the restaurant to torture Nicole 😅

Robin Chesson

I feel like I missed an episode too

Jia

My husband took me out one night downtown. He dressed really nice and asked me to dress up, first time in our lives he said that. We walked around downtown by the riverfront. He had me sit down by on a rock by a river and proposed, telling me about the dates we had went on and how much I meant to him. It was one of the happiest nights of my life. My words do not do him justice.

Hayden G

Just ran here from the comments on TikTok. I had no idea you had a Patreon!

Ashley C

Does anyone else think it's be hilarious if River decides to propose the exact same way and Poppy throws a fit and says no?

Talia

Ohhh shits gettin' spicy!! Amber is so obsessed with Nicole. It's so funny!! 😂

CosmicKarma

Sounds like River has cold feet!!

Nicole Song

i bet u didn't think now u have to keep up a will-they-won't-they rom com arc

Rae

He knows how crazy Poppy is and he has to really consider if he wants that commitment 😂

Lea Hernandez (Stories, Arts, & Smarts)

My now-husband, D, kept holding off on proposing to me because he felt like he had to top the proposals of his brother and sister. (Boat and hot air balloon.) At a family Hanukkah lunch at his dad and step-mom’s house, his siblings talked about how -they’d screwed up their proposals.- I quietly said to my fiance, “See? They’re -weren’t- perfect.” D got everyone’s attention and proposed right then and there. It turned out to be the last time we’d celebrate Hanukkah in the family home. We were 50 and 55 at the time. Being neurodivergent, neither of us had found our just right person up until we’d started dating a year before.

Kim Betancourt

I’m waiting on this storyline too!

Daria Johnson

Oh wow, this is great. Sometimes I wonder if there is more history between Nicole and Poppy before Bistro Huddy? is there and I missed it? And River.....run for the hills my man. Don't look back!

Samantha Swonger

I hate river and love poppy 😫😫 she makes so much sense to me!!!

DankMcGee

checking in late! looks like river's got two months to make good!

Abigail Seebo

I wanna see River propose to Poppy

Kitten McSaucerson

New to the Patreon. Glad I saw this, I'm looking forward to the Xmas and new years eve content now.

Hailey

Ayyy yo. That’s like right around the corner, River. Polish up that ring.

Dani

River!! ITS ALMOST TIME

Jack

River needs to hurry up already, it’s almost new years!

Edward Jr Velasco

So it’s officially December 27th. Hurry up River. Or don’t. No one will be upset

Angela Balderas

New year’s eve at the latest… clock is ticking.

Lizbeth

OH MY GOSH SO TOMMOROW??

bee

soooooooo??! 😍

Merri533

He’s never going to propose.

JThom529

She was bluffing

bat

damn it didn't happen

Florence Timko

River is totally giving Tom Sandervol vibes 😆

Richelle

Did they ever get engaged?

Sarah Spark

Ok so we are almost to xmas 2025!!!! Cmon river

Mel Sky

omg so we either get an engaged poppy or lose River as a character eeekkkk omg imagine him trying to win her back or the breakup bonding Nicole and Poppy