Tipsy Tuesday with Matt Ryan (Patreon)

Topics: Matt locked a girl in the closet in high school, Nicole is furious with Matt over Keegan’s bad haircut, Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds, the Justin Long Mac/Dell debate, Bill Belichick's girlfriend shuts down question about how they met during interview, Uber Eats spokeswoman Martha Stewart admits she’s never ordered food delivery, Tay paid to get into the wrong nightclub, Love on the Spectrum, Matt got his first colonoscopy