Wrong Place, Wrong Time (with small story) (Patreon)

CW: First 4 are "normal" alt versions. Last 3 are stinky if you want to avoid that.Red dot versions of alts are in a ZIP for download below. 

With the holiday this weekend, your usual beach hangout would be packed with people. The 'Size Variant' beach would have to do.You're not there for long before your buddies begin gawking at something on the horizon...It appears to be a ginormous, strangely-shaped chunk of driftwood bobbing to-and-fro on the waves. But once it washes ashore, it becomes evident that this 'driftwood' is a single, brown, worn out sandal! Laughing, your buddies rush ahead to investigate the find.Amused, you follow. They begin to pile onto the sopping shoe. One makes a point to loudly sniff at the toe strap. The lewd jokes begin.And just when you'd thought of something to one-up the others, a much bigger voice interrupts your own: "There it is-! I found my other sandal!"