I’m In (Patreon)

Sup nerds, it's me, amelia (som). The creator of Jim (the fertilizer guy), and also his silkworm-covered friend Bombyx Mori. If you've been following the podcast since at least arc 3 you know of my ulterior motives to hack the patreon funds to buy silk pajamas for everyone. As you can see, I've managed to hack the system to reach out to you and I think with your help I can DM a oneshot before they kick me out of the control room. Don't get caught up on the particulars, there's too much going on to explain.

What I need now is some help. The following is a highly-encrypted form, secured against the prying eyes of any podcast co-hosts. Please use it to communicate vital information to the success of the first step in this coup.

I would say more but I have to get out while I still can... Until next time.