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What is your dream... (Patreon)

Published:
2026-08-25 15:00:11
Imported:
2026-08

Poll

What is your dream...

  • Dragon 32
  • Unicorn 1
  • Phoenix 15
  • Fairy 2
  • Goblin 1
  • Other (comment) 5
  • Mia's ass 60
  • 2026-08-24
  • 116 votes
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Content

imaginary pet?

Comments

Stephen

I couldn't vote for two, but Succubus is my vote. Being used as an endorphin battery 🤌

Lv5WoodElf

Something small, furry, and with sapience. Like an intelligent ferret or something. A little buddy that's a constant companion that understands me

Blindluck92

Full transparency, that last option is really tempting. But I've wanted a pet super-bird like Ayden from Quest for Camelot since I was a kid.

Bykes VA

I want a big mythical dog, maybe like hellhounds. They’d protect the living hell out of me, could eat someone, but around me and my loved ones, instantly be the world’s biggest babies hehe

Logan Arthur

I'll take a chihuahua sized Trex

Jake Johnson

A phoenix as then you will have a pet/best friend for life and if you have kids or a best friend one you pass away. You can pass it on to have them be their best friend.

Isaiah Payne

If I got a literal dragon as a pet, I’d never get picked on again😂😂

No0ne50

Dragon so I can be like Kitty Pryde

Kj

My mind is voting for a dragon, but just know my heart will always choose a bodacious bumper. 😩🍑 I remember making holiday cards for my teachers when I was younger. I’d always draw dragons on the front and add little holiday-themed touches to them. One of my favourite teachers ended up buying me a book about dragons at the end of the year and wrote the kindest note inside. Super sweet of her. I just wish I’d kept it. 😭🤦🏽‍♀️ And yeah… I was the dorky kid making her teachers holiday cards out of printer paper and Crayolas. 😅 Built like “rub some dirt on it 😤💪🏽” but with the heart of “I made you something 🥹👉🏽👈🏽”

Mia Girlfriend Audio

Awwwww that’s so cuuuuute 😍😍😍😍 I would have to have a storage unit if I was a teacher. Just so I could keep what my kids made me. 🥹

Mia Girlfriend Audio

Omg!! I actually went and looked that up. I had no idea!! That’s so cool!

No0ne50

Getting a compliment about my comic book knowledge actually made me feel a lot better about myself