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Connor Handy

Which fast food mascot would you want to star in their own video game (à la Sneak King featuring the Burger King King)?

Jeff Byrne

If you could go back in time and prevent one fast food chain from ever existing, which would you choose to erase from the timeline?

Rebecca

If you had unlimited funds, what fast food style restaurant would you want to create? Fast food spaghetti is a valid answer. 😉

Sluderesque

Everyone has a favorite cheat meal or reward meal. But what about a “punishment meal”; a purposefully bland, or purposefully disgusting choice of foods in order to punish one’s bad behavior (dietary or otherwise)? I often serve myself punishment meals when I’ve misspent money, acted like a dickhead, forgotten something important, or treated myself to too many “reward meals”. For a week straight I ate only cold Beanie Weanee for lunch. So: What’s y’all’s ultimate punishment meal?

JG86

What is the single largest meal/most caloric meal you've ever taken down?

Bry-N

If you were to do a D&D one-shot episode what race and class would everyone play as?

Kevin

If you lost all your teeth and had to have your food ground into a paste to eat it through a straw, what MEAL, (not food item) would you have pasted? (Regular smoothies are off the table, but you can add fruit or vegetables to your "meal paste". Bonus: if you do Breakfast, lunch, dinner

Beth Gilden

Hey doughboys, you have now been with me through graduate school, followed by a pandemic, two pregnancies, and now two kids. Thank you for the ongoing light-hearted entertainment. What is dinner do you eat when you are alone? When I am alone, I eat much differently than with my family or friends. When it's just my son, baby and me, we eat boxed Mac N Cheese, eggs and frozen peas, or grilled cheese for dinner. When it's just me, I will eat ice cream or a fried egg and toast. What is your go-to I am just alone and eating dinner? Often I am standing at the kitchen counter, or lying on the couch watching TV.

billy

This one's for everyone! If you were to die and be resurrected as a meal what do you think you would come back as? And this is based on your karmic balance at this point in your life so answer honestly!

Garth Goudelock

What is the most embarrassed you’ve ever been while dining out?

Jen C

If you had to teach a college level class about a subject (other than one that you actually studied or are employed in), what subject do you think you could teach?

Theo Buscemi

McDonald’s sell country-specific items like a green curry chicken burger in Malaysia and the former McOz (burger with beetroot) in Australia. What country-specific burger concoction would you create to represent the US?

spiflication

Are the boys gonna play Starfield and what kind of weird ass freaks are they gonna make? Being a space pirate is cool but what about a space squatter? I’m gonna FTL travel to overstay my welcome at strangers homes, just step in and take over because nobody can stop me 🫡

Philip Ehlke

YouTubers Eddy Burback and Ted Nivison recently visited every Margaritaville location in North America in a single road trip. They had previously done the same with Rainforest Cafe a year prior. What novelty chain restaurant should they tour in 2024?

John Bedggood

What's the hungriest you've ever been?

ohmybillnye

Sometimes after a meal you can get burps that can last throughout the day, sometimes those burps remind you of your meal due to the taste of the burp. What's the best meal or food to produce the best day-long burp? Mine's Chicken Teriyaki

Matt G.

I was just in a zoom meeting for work and was working on a separate issue while my team was trouble shooting an error in a shared file. I forgot to mute myself and I said very loud and clear: Fuckin idiots! Had nothing to do with what they were doing. I had received an email with the incorrect info and it just came out. The talking stopped immediately and I knew everyone heard it. I apologized profusely and was so embarrassed. Everyone thought it was funny and was laughing but my stomach just sank and I was bright red of embarrassment. So the questions is have you had any zoom mishaps or every text something embarrassing to the wrong person or said something about someone not realizing they were in earshot?

Roger Mexico

Yusong, what’s your favorite Chord

AndyXD(not related)

What is your wrestling Mount Rushmore? Mine are Byran Danielson, Kurt Angle, Mankind and Stone Cold

Michael Golden

In 2021, there was a freeze here in Texas that knocked out our power for a few days. We had plenty of supplies so it never got this desperate, but: if you had to eat one thing for three days straight, what would it be? The item has to be eaten as it comes: can't heat it up, can't boil it, can't add any condiments.

Erik Kang

What is the best fast food deal you have encountered? Back in the early 90's, McDonalds in my town would do 29 cent hamburger Tuesdays and 39 cent cheeseburger Wednesdays. Also in the mid-90s, the Subway I went to would sell 2 footlongs for $8. Many years before they introduced the $5 footlong special.

Blane Ferguson

With football season now upon us, what are your favorite gameday inspired eats and what would be your ideal menu if you were hosting a tailgate cookout before a game? Thanks you and go Pats!

Andrew M

Desert island utensil? Plate or bowl for the rest of your life? If you could only have one meal a day, brekkie, lunch or din din?

Scott B

If you could pick one menu item to snap your fingers and have it appear in front of you, would you go with something expensive, something too complicated to ever make yourself, or just a simple favorite? (Mitch doesn't have to answer since he can snap his finger and his butler can get any food for him)

Lj Holle

Why hasn't the Food Network asked you guys to be judges on one of their many cooking competition shows?

Matt Peoples

If a hyperrealistic cake artist offered to make a Doughboys cake featuring lifelike busts of Nick, Mitch and the rest of the crew, what flavors of cake, filling and frosting would each of you choose to represent yourselves?

Joshua Ochoa

Do they know of any Australian chains they’d want to try if they came to Australia?

Wilfred

Dear Doughboys: I took your advice from the Biggie Feedback XLVIIII and I successfully proposed to my partner by popping the question by the water eating a Bánh mì!! Now, we are planning our wedding! What are your dos and don'ts when it comes to food at a wedding?

Rob Roan

What’s it gonna take to get Wiger across the ocean and visit a foreign country? Crowdfund?! Charity donation?! What?!

Tiffany Ishihara

There seems to be a trend lately in the NYC cocktail scene to make more savory drinks. For instance, the #1 bar, Double Chicken Please, has drinks like “Cold Pizza” which includes ingredients like Parmesan, tomato, and basil. So my question is, which fast food item do you think would make the best upscale cocktail?

Christopher Bernardi

I decided to take improv classes after being unhappy with my life for too long. Any tips before my first class?

barfwalton

Hello Doughboys, who would play who in your favorite TV Shows? For example, Yusong as George Emma as Elaine Wiger as Seinfeld Mitch as Kramer and Amelia as Newman How about Cheers? The Office? The Muppet Show? South Park? The Simpsons? Family Matters? Saved by The Bell? The Sopranos?

Nick Paradis

Is this where we’re supposed to ask the questions?

VHSMIA

What should be added to the category of sensual food?

ROD F

What food or dish from a video game would you most like to try?

jrjresq

wat dat tongue do

Reed Conway

When I was a kid we would take McDonald’s soda cups to the nearby playground and sit on them as we went down the slides. The wax from the cups would remain on the slides and increase the slipperiness & speed of the slides considerably. Have you ever up-cycled a restaurant item for something outside of its intended use?

A Nicole

if you were to create a restaurant centered around 1 ingredient (it has to be in all the dishes on the menu, even dessert), what food would you choose and what would you call the restaurant?

Patrick Smith

Do a value menu theme month. If not for Munch Madness, then how about Buckdoughberfest: A month long assessment and appreciation of the value menu?

Brooke Atkinson

I once drove past a road in Middle Tennessee called McCool Drive. I have wondered ever since what new item at McDonald’s should be the McCool…. I think a frozen/ice cream is too obvious. It’s the McCool. This the dinner of cool kids everywhere. Follow up, what does the new McCool character look like? Is it just Ronald with sunglasses? Or maybe the return of the sexy Hamburglar?

Stevie Rea

Burger King is being sued by someone who says the Whopper is too small and doesn’t deliver on the picture on the menu. What is the least accurate depiction of a chain restaurant item you’ve seen? Or, alternatively, what is the least accurate name for a menu item, e.g. the Big Mac is actually kinda small, relatively speaking

Jet Puff

This isn't really a question, but we need a rematch shrimp-off with Applebee's endless wings deal. The Boys haven't been on in too long!

Jacqueline Weinland

How thick of a noodle is too thick of a noodle? We've been enjoying a local restaurant's hand pulled noodles lately that are exceptionally thick and chewy, probably the circumference of a milkshake straw (but not hollow). We think we would enjoy them if they were even thicker as well, but not sure at what point it becomes too thick. So, the question is, how thick do you think a noodle could be before it's no longer enjoyable? Ps. Recently moved to North Carolina. While talking with new friends about podcasts, I recommended Dough Boys, and suggested the Cook Out episode since that's a popular chain here. Forgot that in that episode you talk about "dog cum milkshakes" for quite a while. Haven't heard from those new potential friends since then.

AndyXD(not related)

Do you have a favorite wrestling gimmick? What's your food based wrestling gimmick?