(Caption) The Model's Complaints (Patreon)

Seriously, how did things even end up like this? My hair was dyed this silver-white color, I put on a hat, added some light makeup, and somehow even my eyes look more like a girl's now. Then there's this thick coat, the scarf, the white stockings, and the little shoes... I really don't look like my old self at all.

I was originally just asked to help out, but somehow I ended up becoming a fashion model. When I looked in the mirror, I was honestly stunned. I'm still a guy underneath all this, yet I've been dressed up to look this cute. To be honest, it's kind of a hassle.

And then they actually told me to act cute during the shoot, saying I needed to show a cute expression. Seriously? How am I supposed to do that? I'm a guy, not some girl who naturally knows how to act all sweet and adorable. But then they told me that I already look cute enough like this and don't need to force anything.

Fine, whatever. I'm already dressed like this, so complaining won't change anything. Let's just finish the shoot quickly... Seriously, how did it end up being my face that they needed for this modeling job? Alright, whatever. Let's start shooting.