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A/N: Two things to note. One, the Moon Door in this story is the TV Show version where it’s in the floor instead of the wall because I just like it better that way. Two, this chapter is over 4400 words. Lock in.

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Google Doc Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HmW4Gu0inXJmokLmoMkeM1oT5EN06t3ppJMU6S-Nii8/edit?tab=t.0

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TheSinful

Axel: "I have come to fuck bitches and kill traitors. And all my bitches are back at the Red Keep."

JustAFan

Finally! Good stuff

Z-borb

YESSSS

QuakDoktor

Ok you got me back, I think the jumping bit was kinda dumb tho

Reaper96

Naw this is perfect freaking Hayabusa dropping baelish through the moon door is freaking poetic "chaos is a ladder" dude dying via fall damage just as he thought he ascended past his station lol black hearted icorus this one

Kasikan

I was honestly hoping Axel was going to just kick out Petyr's legs or hit him hard enough to break his back as he tries to run, then finally tossing his ass out the moon door to his death while he begs and pleads. The trial wasn't bad, but felt like he gave Petyr more of a chance than he deserved. Though if he was going with giving him hope before dragging some more of his loyal men forward to kill both Petyr and them, I'd say it was a good way of doing it. I am glad to see Bronn die. He was one of the most untrustworthy people in the series. Could be bought by anyone to betray anyone or murder anyone without a single moment of hesitation.

Isai

Lmao is Axel going to tell him that he's planning on marrying Sansa after killing her aunt? 😂 Prob also to call the banners maybe?

Krunk

I'm not sure about having Bronn taking his offer. He may be a sellsword but he's also smart and should know that no amount of gold would be worth killing the king. Trial by combat or no. Besides having no one take baelishs offer would just be funny. That's and Bronn was one of my favorite characters from the show and I would love to see him and axel interacting in a friendly manner.

thevolunteer

Uhhh jumping out is a weird choice, but other than that, kick ass chapter! Bronn: I’ve been killing men longer than this kid has been alive! Axel: Funny, you thought I was a Man.

Volodya

Soon enough Axel’s prowess will become known and it’s even worse for the nobles than a king having a dragon, he is the dragon so assassination isn’t possible. The only way to fight the Monsterous/Blessed king is to appease him by throwing whatever women they have at him as a distraction.

Tsorov

Sooo.... Axel can fly now? Or, knows that he can fly now? Because I can't imagine any other way how he would be able to get up 600m/feet.

Sith2go

Trying to have Axel assassinated, is a lot like trying to have the Terminator cancelled on Twitter.

Lord Sesshomaru

"SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER" I think we all thought this when Axel took off his hood 😂😂😂 Seeing Lysa being dragged by her hair was pure JOY. That crazy woman deserved the worst 😅. Sure, letting her marry an old man would drive everyone crazy, but that doesn't give her the right to kill people. (I repeat, a crazy woman.) Oh, and I'd like to congratulate Axel on his first "bloodbath." Lol. Becoming an adult for the Viltrumites isn't about coming of age or having sex for the first time, but about having a nice bloodbath of your enemies. 🤷🏻‍♂️. (It's like an initiation ritual.) And Bronn, well... he won't have any fucking Castle.

Lotus92

Imo he needs a valyrian great hammer. Unlimited brute force feels far more appropriate than using a sword. He already has so many parallels to Thor even if that is from another universe. Descendant of the strom god, basically invincible with crazy brute force and it fits his fighting style more. Moreover can he spin it as a the divine hammer of the Father's justice. Otherwise I really like the conclusion. No need to draw it out. The rat and the whore didnt deserve it anyway.

Ikar0z

I'm Extremely dissatisfied with how quick Little finger died such a waste...

Kluvial

Shame Bron had to die. I liked him but honestly that’s what he would do in that situation. And Axel had to kill him for it

Dafu

Honestly I was expecting a fist through the gut but I understand not wanting that public perception

Son-Of-Scorn

Man why did Bronn have to go, guy was pretty cool in the show, and truthfully I can't see him being stupid enough to fight the king especially with all the rumours about him, Bronn had far more sense than too join up with Baelish, a pretty big waste of a decent character

thevolunteer

the Moon Door in this story is the TV Show version where it’s in the floor instead of the wall because I just like it better that way You can't tell me the idea of an unassuming door just hanging off the throne room into a many hundred foot drop isn't fucking hilarious. That is some looney toons shit

Benjamin Floyd

Been a patron of yours for years now. That *might* take the cake for most satisfying scene you’ve written. For what it’s worth I appreciate that you had Axel be just so gods-damned tired of all of Baelish’s bullshit that he couldn’t even be arsed to Viltrumite him into several pieces, just drag him into a six hundred foot piledriver to be as pragmatically certain the problem was done as he could. You also did an exceptional job of capturing the same energy Aiden Gillen portrayed in the role on the show when he’s finally caught out there. Bafflement, disbelief, desperation, realization that he’s finally run out of people to con into helping him, culminating in a rather unremarkable execution that would probably have offended the bejeebus out of him for its disrespect if it wasn’t…y’know…killing him.

redhawktiger

I know you said this was a longer chapter cam, but it was so damn good it felt shorter. Excellent work

azul21

Fucking finally baelish and lysa are dead, today is a good day to live, knowing were they were the moon Door was the only suitable method of execution so im not disapointed; now i want to see how the the matter of the queen and the harem is going and i can't waut to see the next reunion of the New little council.

Gerrymil Garcia

Did he fly back or jump back, because if that was the moment he learned to fly it would be great, and would grant Robin a sight of seeing a man fly.

Potato

Peak

Para

Actually really like how you've done away with little finger. I've found that sometimes people get a little carried away with avenging a character upon their nemesis in as many in depth ways as possible. This one, a simple step and jump to vindication feels right. The fact that it runs so counter to Baelish's being, to plot and cajole and throw as many obfuscation's into any act as possible, is great. No wiggle room, just a decision made and an act taken 👌The fact that Axel's rage wasn't over played, even though it's abundantly there, is also much appreciated. Only very slight ehhh with the chapter is Bronn's end. It's more of a personal feeling for the character than anything but always felt he was a character that swims in his own ambitions but has such a good sense for when things are turning that he near always manages to turn away from disaster at the last moments. Suppose he drowned this time 😅😂 Anyways cheers for the chapter as always.

Eric Lachance

Axel is indeed DONE holding back, wao! You love to see it!

Cerberus09

Ding dong the littlefinger is dead! Woot! I hope that Axel and the blackfish made a detour to the mountain clans before they leave the vale? Maybe 'recruit' the clans to go fight the greyjoys?

JLG33

Among all the "Lysa"s in this chapter, there is one "Lisa" too: "However, he’d been holding off until Bronn was a bit more desperate due to the lockdown Lisa had instituted."

MercerV12

Ahhh actually shouldn’t spoil since someone might read comments before the chapter, littlefinger got fucked up!

Caleb S

All I can imagine is a Doom finisher on Petyr.

Miguel Sanchez

“For a long moment, the young King seems to consider Petyr’s office. Then, he shakes his head.” Is that meant to be “offer”?

Alun Lewis

Damn...Axel staring down Littlefinger as they both plummeted to the bottom whatever gorge or ravine the Moon Door overlooks is metal AF! And then he climbed back up covered in Baelish's viscera! The legends that will spawn from this day will be epic! I do wonder how Catelyn is going to take learning that her King and hopeful son-in-law just executed her sister...because her sister helped commit treason, willingly knew of Littlefinger's embezzlement schemes and cucked her own husband with said traitor and embezzler. Part of me hopes that Cait will try and start shit...and Sansa shuts her down completely by making it clear that Axel was justified, that she's going to be in a polycule and that Cait can take her judgemental ass home to Winterfell with a letter informing Ned of her shenanigans. And never come back.

Eureka

He is aura farming omg 😳😳

Eureka

He is the og aura farmer of GOT

RichterQ87

Pure CINEMA. I can perfectly picture Axel kneeling on Petyr as they plummet with that blank-ass expression. Honestly, what could be more terrifying than that when you're falling? While I do get some people wanting it to be slower (I too was also hoping for a couple of torn off limbs), the Moon Door could not NOT be used. If Axel had simply thrown him out it would have been underwhelming, but the fact that he jumped out with him and sat on him all the way down made it perfect. Plus, as someone already said in the comments, it's poetic as fuck for Petyr "Chaos is a Ladder" Baelish to die falling just when he thought he'd reached the final rung. That, and having him die (almost) the same death as Lysa considering how much of his ascension was him using her is also poetic. Brilliant chapter, and I'm glad it was longer than usual to give this one the extra attention it was due. The only thing I'm iffy about is Bronn's death as I do highly doubt he'd be stupid enough to do a trial by combat with the damn King of Westeros, since that's just a lose-lose situation, and it feels like a shame to have him die, but oh well. Looking forward to see Axel continue to aura farm in the coming days now that he's done pretending to not be HIM.

Chainsword83

Obviously Axel has somehow managed to read the Evil Overlord's List. Rule 13: "All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, *not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff*. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal." Axel made DAMN certain that Littlefinger was dead with his own two eyes. Plus, as has been said, climbing up out of the Moon Door covered in what was left of the man who had so sorely vexed him for so long was METAL AS FUCK. And this will further add to his growing legend. By the time he's done, nobody SANE and INFORMED will dare oppose Axel the Blessed.

seringue

I suppose that Bronn wrote the stories of Axel's strength and prowess off as gross exaggerations, understandable really.