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A/N: Tyrion Lannister joins the story at long last!

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Can it please be axel’s kid at much as I don’t know Cersei I would like that crazy baby momma energy around him after the whole war with the Greyjoy’s kraken, also what is happening to her tho cuz it sounds insane if it makes Tywin not even mention it.

pavbpabv

I hope he's not Axel's son.

Aurix03

It's probably not Axel's. Many months have past by this point so it wouldn't be some shocking new news, she would be, like, half way through her pregnancy.

Sith2go

I feel like Euron isnt delusional enough to think he can actually kill Axel. I think his actual goal is just to make Axel bleed into the ocean, even if it is just a few drops. The books makes it clear that there is power in blood, especially a kings blood. And no king in that world would have stronger blood than Axel. Hell in the books Euron straps the bodies of all kinds of priests and warlocks to the side of his ship with his own wife and unborn baby. To make a massive blood ritual. Im betting he is going to try and do the same thing here but with Axel.

redhawktiger

Honestly, it's a little baffling to me that Tywin is focusing on the inheritance of the Rock at all when someone has dared to attack his city and besieged his castle....unless it's a copeing mechanism, in which case I could see it. While Tyrion was a thought for the role of Master of Coin, I don't know that Axel would choose him unless Tywin offers a pretty large deal. I mean, I don't see Stannis liking the Lannisters enough to suggest him (and outside of his family Tyrion is not well thought of). And, especially after the mess with Petyr, I don't see Axel trusting the lannister's enough, especially not after Cersei tried killing him and Tywin's late arrival during Renly's Rebellion....Unless Tywin is willing to completely wipe the debt to House Lannister clean, I don't see him getting Tyrion as master of coin.

Stephen Grote

If Euron Greyjoy were smarter, he would have immediately gone South after smashing their fleet and raising Lannisport, Should be razing not raising.

TheSinful

Jaime serves for live? Also Tyrion be like: "I'm good with money and prefer the women I fuck to be single." Axel: "Good enough for me."

ShadowSovereign8

Poor Tyrion. Being hated by your entire family, save one brother that doesn't do more to protect you, well that shits both familiar, and painful. Although, at least part of Tywin's hatred is because he doesn't believe Tywin is his right? He thinks the Mad King got Joana pregnant and she wouldn't tell him, right? So he thinks Tyrion is the Dwarf of the Targaryens, not the Lannisters?

G JP

Did Tywin and the others forget that Euron's attack on Lannisport didn't make sense at first either? He had a notably smaller fleet attacking a fortified position. But it sure made sense once the kraken revealed itself. So it seems likely Euron has a similar strategem prepared. His plan is likely to let all of Westeros gather their armies together, and bring them right to him. He can destroy all of his opposition at once, and not have to chase Westerosi armies around the continent in order to conquer it. That leaves it up to Axel to counter it. Though I was also left with the impression that Euron might have some understanding of what he's up against on that front.

Wasirdar

I had a feeling this was going to be the case. Aside from Tywin's shenanigans, Tyrion's a smart and intelligent man. Hopefully he and Axel get along well enough. I could see him appreciating Tyrion's intelligence, despite everything. And once they're friendly enough, Tyrion will gladly tell Tywin where to stick it.

Chainsword83

Okay. Good to see Tyrion. Hopefully he makes a good impression on Axel and finds a friend. Ooooo, maybe in lieu of meeting Jon Snow, they can bond in both being "bastards". That said... I am EXTREMELY CONCERNED with Cersei's pregnancy. We know, both through the fact that Axel was EXTREMELY careful to NEVER cum inside anyone let alone the crazy bitch and Cam's WoG, that it's not Axel's. So that begs the burning question; WHO IS THE FATHER? And frankly, what I've come up with so far is HORRIFYING. Keep in mind that whatever has happened to Cersei, it has Tyrion horrified and pitying her. Tie that in with the fact she's now pregnant. One option is that *DELETED TO NOT OFFEND PATREON; SEE DISCORD FOR THEORIES* Like I said, everything I've come up with is disturbing and I'm hoping all my theories are off, but at the same time I know that nothing is beyond Tywin Lannister, especially where his family legacy is concerned. I apologize to anyone disturbed by the sharing of these thoughts. Cam, if it's not too much to ask, I personally wouldn't mind a spoiler on this issue in a private message or something.

Gabriel Clark

You know, Tyrion really does take this all too personally. Sure his father doesn’t like him, but even if he did he would have never made a good heir for the simple fact that he’s infertile.

seth4bucks

and *raising* Lannisport, Should be razing

Racenrise

Honestly, if Tyrion shows up, and isn’t completely buried in whorehouses constantly, Axel will probably like him and get along well with him. If he can find a single chance to demonstrate his brain axel will probably be will to let him be master of coin, assuming tywin does forgive a bit more of the debt.

Highfist

So Cersei is pregnant… it wouldn’t be the first time a woman took a man’s seed and tried to impregnate herself. Think about the women who take the condoms out of the trash when the boyfriend and her husband aren’t there and use whats inside to get pregnant

Voltron-0Q1

Tywin is such a dick!!!! I’m kinda hoping that Axel has enough of him and gives him a beatdown someday soon

Malio

Don't tell me it's Tywins.....he can't be that sick

azul21

Im glad to finally see tyrion he is one of the Best characters, i hope become a friend and a person axel could rely on he needs one after Jon dead

Eureka

What happened to cersei???

Alun Lewis

I can see Tyrion getting the job of Master of Coin...but accidentally, via Axel becoming friends with him and witnessing just how sharp his mind and tongue are when Tyrion starts pointing out useful schemes to reduce the Crown's debt or make money. Like making Littlefinger's brothels Crown businesses 😉

Gerrymil Garcia

“How is Tyrion going to convince lancel to be his master of coin?” The answer,” By being himself.”

Potato

Aint no way shes preg with axes kid

QuakDoktor

I kinda just want him to ask. God I hope Tyrion just screws over dear old dad as well

Andrew Z

About the Cersei thing, I know for a fact that pre-seminal fluid contain sperm, it is just not really common for a pregnancy to happen with those amounts and without the velocity of a climax, but Axel is a Viltrumite sooo... Who knows.

RichterQ87

"The Crown still owes a considerable some of golden dragons to our House." Think this should be 'considerable sum of golden dragons'. Glad to see our boi Tyrion at long last. Can't wait for him and Axel to get along, because you just know they will if only because of the initial 'both bastards' angle, and then later mutual respect for each other's intelligence and morality. Interested to find out who fathered Cersei's child (Dear Lord, if it's the Mountain as some sort of punishment, probably not though cause legitimacy), though I suspect it's less to do with who did it than it is the fact that she is pregnant at all, and the significance lies more in there being another Lannister heir on the way so Tywin can go Tyrion to go fuck himself again.