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A/N: Poor Davos, lol.

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azul21

Euron will reach the iron islands rather quickly because he is reciving an impulse by shitting himself

thevolunteer

Who the fuck was still fighting after watching Axel throw the Kracken over the horizon? Who saw that and did anything mother than throw down their weapon and pray? Cause those men deserved a raise. Ya know, before they died.

SylverIron

.....wow 90% huh? *Only thing I missed was the location.*

JustAFan

Daaaaamn. It could have only been better if he threw the whole kraken at the island itself 👌

Suika Nine

His grace is truly merciful and kind king. He has fed the needy by giving them all a lifetime's worth of fresh calamari sushi. They truly do not deserve his kindness.

Kasikan

I hope his throw hit the keep. The idea of the Ironborn losing their only keep when they're about to be sieged is hilarious. They'd be stuck on an island surrounded by people that have had enough of them and are finally supported in getting rid of them once and for all without Jon Arryn there to preach mercy.

Lord Sesshomaru

As I read the chapter, I had Ser Davos' Flea Bottom accent in my head 😂. (That scene with Daenerys was so "funny" 🫠) Axen floating in the sky is an image of Hope like Superman, but for the enemies, it's an image of pure terror 😅 Well, it looks like the Kraken has become a donut and Euron's ships are being destroyed by Axel as if it were Yondu's arrow ❤️😂 I loved every single moment of this chapter!,well done! 😌

Absolutefoo117

HAHAHA! The Viltrumite is here to plaaay! Eurons gotta be shitting himself

Volodya

I’m surprised that Euron didn’t just jump, or does he not want to have his soul taken by the Drowned God?

Chainsword83

Peak. I enjoyed the look into Davos' mind and his thoughts on Baratheon shenanigans. Here's hoping Axel's aim was good. Cause if it was, Euron and the Ironborn are going home to a castle destroyed by the carcass of their own sea monster used for Axel's Olympic trials in the hammer throw event. Now men from across the Seven Kingdoms will have seen Axel do the impossible first hand. I can imagine some of the reactions now: Ned: "....I hope he treats Sansa well, cause a Valyrian Steel greatsword ain't gonna cut it for threatening that man if he does her wrong." Oberyn: "...Yeah really glad he didn't take that offer. For the first time in my life, I feel.... small." Tyrion: "My father wants to play political games and fuck around with THAT?!" Randyll Tarly: "Fuckin' Tyrell REALLY bet on the wrong fucking horse." Edmure Tully: *confused gibbering* Theon: *pissing himself* Asha: "Fuck me, I am so wet right now." Stormlanders: "THAT'S OUR FUCKIN' KING BOYS!!!! DEMON OF THE ISLES!!! KRAKEN'S BANE!!!" Vale Knights who saw him climb out the Moon Door: "HE FLYS NOW?!" Davos: "I've got an insanely much better life than I could've ever dreamed of, but shit is outside of my paygrade." *sighs* "Baratheons."

redhawktiger

I'm kinda curious as to how terrified Victarion and Damphair are, and if Euron is even sane enough to be afraid lol.

pp247678

Axel: "You don't seem to understand, Westeros isn't *yours* to conquer." *Tom Tom intensifies*

Carnacki23

Now I want a Euron POV. "Oh no! It's the consequnce of my actions!"

Ofunu

Some Iron Born: By the Gods! He is... *cut to invincible splash screen*

Eric Lachance

Axel going like: "I'll leave some of the fun for my men!" Damn, that sure took care of business!

Freewat

My beautiful and merciful king

Loki's Brand

I'm just picturing the sailors trying to tell this story in a bar afterward. "I'm telling you, the king picked up the kraken, gave a mighty heave, and threw the damned thing all the way to Pyke. Landed right atop the castle, it did!" "Bah, what a load of bollocks! You've had too much to drink, you have!" "No, I swear it's true, we all saw it!" "Uh huh, next you'll be telling me you fought a fleet of sea-grumpkins, or that the White Walkers are returning to cover the world in ice!"

Potato

Love it

Alun Lewis

Oh Davos...you have yet to truly experience the insane shenanigans your king is capable of. And you'll sadly be dead before you'll see the really wacky stuff, because that will only happen when your King's mother returns and challenges her spawn...in a few decades' time 😉