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A/N: Tyrion Time! Let’s see how our favorite imp is doing~

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thevolunteer

Good for Tyrion. Deserves to win and be respected.

Munsu

The dwarf shows how grand he is, today ! Tyrion for the win, and Littlefinger can eat shit ! He'll have plenty of it in those sewers ! (... Or he would, if he was not a shitstain down the Eirie, himself.)

Big ToFu's Corner (edited)

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2026-09-05 03:00 Thatxwas very foolish and short sighted to destroy and remove the brothels when they could be owned by the crown to earn more money. Or owned by the master of Whispers 🤦🏾‍♂️
2025-08-15 21:59 That was very foolish and short sighted to destroy and remove the brothels when they could be owned by the crown to earn more money. Or owned by the master of Whispers 🤦🏾‍♂️

That was very foolish and short sighted to destroy and remove the brothels when they could be owned by the crown to earn more money. Or owned by the master of Whispers 🤦🏾‍♂️

SylverIron

Axel taking a shit: "....why do I hear cackling?"

Kael Hyun

"Tyrion focusing on fully correctly the messy financial records that Baelish had left behind." I think you mean fully correcting

Chainsword83

Yeah but there's a reason Stannis isn't loved, and his lack of tolerance to the whoring industry is one of them. It makes perfect sense that he'd seize a chance given to dismantle the brothels.

Chainsword83

Tywin Lannister: "...Why do I get the feeling that I should sue Baelish's ghost for copyright infringement?"

Big ToFu's Corner

Thats why its shortsighted and foolish, put taxes and protections in place. He removed the brothels and made things worse in the process even if the author hasn't gone over it. But there is a good chance disease and sickness has risen across the city of people are going to fleabottom to get their kicks. There's to many knock on effects to lists.

Chainsword83

I'm glad to see Tyrion not only surviving, but thriving in his new position! Sounds like he's managing to get even Stannis' grudging respect. Something someone said stuck with me: "One man's shit is another man's gold". I think metaphorically speaking, this chapter describes that as Tyrion himself. To Tywin, he was less than shit. But now, while still not fully trusted he's as good as gold for Axel Baratheon and his reign. Axel, like Tyrion in this chapter, looked beyond the shit and stench of the Lannister name, and found a treasure beneath it all. I'm probably giving the lovable himbo too much credit, but it still strikes me as poignant.

Carnacki23

This chapter was straight up cathartic! I never would have put 2 and 2 together to make that sort of connection!

Kasikan

Not surprised he hid his ill gotten gains down there. Figured when they were getting all of the wildfire caches out that he'd have used it as an opportunity to hide more stolen coins. Seemed like the thing he'd do, besides overcharging how much it cost to dig and move stuff. He was constantly finding ways to embezzle and hide his thefts all at the same time.

redhawktiger

Well....that gives a whole new meaning to Lannisters shit gold lol

SylverIron

Tyrion voice from below: "AhYourGrace,perfecttiming,You'llneverguesswhatI-" Axel, jumping away from the hole: "AH ME WHAT THE FUCK?!"

DarkthShadow

Just a thought, Tyrion reopens the brothels, but they are owned by the crown, so all the profit goes there XD

Potato

Noice

Bring

So your grace I shit and looked for the gold I shat out because you know lannisters shit gold, and you won’t believe what I found a shit load of gold

Alun Lewis

Once the sewers are scoured for more blocked off tunnels hiding Littlefinger's rainy day funds, and the city drainage system confirmed as working OK again, that'll be Tyrion's next public works miracle...nationalized nookie 😜

Alun Lewis

Honestly, when Tyrion was consulting the sewage system map and realizing that there were less tunnels and overflow drainage than there should be...I just thought it was leading to Tyrion realizing that his predecessor had used any recent sewer expansion projects to embezzle Crown funds by not actually expanding things but still having "updated" maps made. But the revelation that Baelish used the new tunnels to hide his ill-gotten gains and WALLED OFF THE ENTRANCES was...*chef's kiss*

JoeMcCool

In regard to reopening the brothels a Small Council meeting takes place including Oberyn, Lady Olenna and Tyrion confront Stannis to convince him to reverse his ruling. They cite crime rates, STDs, intel collection and tax revenues as reasons. Stannis looks like he is biting a lemon when he reluctantly agrees while Axel is grinning in the background.