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A Scoundrel's Staycation Ch. 1 (Harry Potter AU) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-09-01 17:50:46
Edited:
2025-09-06 03:46:24
Imported:
2026-06
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A Scoundrel's Staycation Ch. 1 (Harry Potter AU)

  • Bite the bullet and go claim what belongs to him from Gringotts 613
  • Go and gather resources in the muggle world instead 189
  • 2025-09-01
  • —2025-09-07
  • 802 votes
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(Every character depicted in the story below is a consenting legal adult over the age of 18)

A/N: Welcome to my newest Weekly Story Poll! This will be replacing Coming of Age going forward and will therefore update in the second Monday slot every week.

Summary: An AU featuring a Master of Death Harry Potter who left his original world behind upon finding out he was immortal. After a dozen or so different universes all with their own adventures, he starts to feel like he needs a bit of a break. Only, the peaceful and quiet nature of the world where Death has brought him might be hiding dark secrets just beneath the surface…

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Google Doc Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gzzQRQLc0fbk3S_xb3-DJGg4Ll6bdXvXcwl7bzkJrio/edit?tab=t.0

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A/N: If you see any mistakes in posting, let me know ASAP so I can fix em!

Comments

Neolibwill

So excited for this. I got into your stuff thanks to your Harry Potter works, and always love to see a new one. Can’t wait to see where this goes!

Rotaugur

I wouls really like to know which version of mortica death has chosen. I think the origonal series version is to young looking for the roleshe plays, and the version of the wednesday series does not even have the right skincolor anymore. That would leave the dumb animated version, or the one fro the old movies, wich i hope for. I would also like toknow, what death has planned as a prank for harry.

Rival

Wouldn't your personification of Death need to be part of a greater whole to travel to other universes? Unless the ones Harry has travelled to have all been variations of Harry's original world. I was thinking that since the best girl, Didi, has been overused, (sad face) perhaps her Marvel counterpart instead? Granted, I don't know too many Death God(esses) who can travel the multiverse other than DC and Marvel. I guess you could go with a Female Hades /Anubis, but that would require some changes to their lore I would think.

Cambrian

Yes, that was why when Death first shows up in this chapter, it seems to be shifting and changing for a few moments before settling onto a single form! If I wasn't currently enamored with how Morticia looks in Wednesday Season 2 I might have goven with Marvel Death for this Death's appearance, but ultimately I love having Death look like Morticia here, because not only is it a mood, but her name is literally meant to invoke death lol

Rival

Well, you still could use Lady Death from Marvel, yes? I would think that shapeshifting abilities are well within her wheelhouse, so to speak. You could even argue that she shape shifts because different Planets/sectors of the galaxy would worship a different form (much like Hades/Pluto for the Greek and Roman Pantheons), and her taking up the form of Morticia is her trolling Harry to get a figurative and literal rise out of him.

Cambrian

Yep, might eventually have Death change forms a couple times! Still not sure how often she'll show up in the fic or how big of a role she'll play. I know I want Harry to fuck her at least once as Morticia, but after that we'll just have to wait and see~

Just_Call_Me_Steve

I feel like going the muggle route might also help Harry get a feel for this world better than jumping in feet first by walking into Gringotts and trying to claim stuff that might not even be there.

Freewat

Good Chapter, was kinda surprised to see a hp story

TheSinful

"Death's Holiday" "Death Becomes Him" "I Traveled to Another Universe and Still Found Myself Balls Deep in a Redheaded Slut" "Just a Man on Vacation"

farlier1

Just a vacation.... right?!

RashilRavil

Man on Vacation is a concept already used to incredible detail by another author on Fanfiction. Make a Wish I believe the fic is called. Please not this one.

TheSinful

Damn, almost like my suggestion was a very deliberate shoutout to Make A Wish by Rorschach Blot

Alun Lewis

Hmmm...a version of the Wizarding World where Voldemort is "alive" but far from a pressing threat and will be soon handled by another individual? Very intriguing...and Death used "Headmistress" to refer to Hogwarts' top teacher, too! So...Minerva? An alive Lily Potter (or Evans)? Ohhh...how's about a real twist of a twist and Hogwarts' Headmistress is an alive and sane Arianna Dumbledore! Don't think I've ever seen a HP fanfic of any stripe where the Meddling Old Goat's little sister reached adulthood intact...would be a lovely challenge to craft a personality for such a previously limited character! And certainly an adult and fully capable Arianna Dumbledore being the one to bring down Voldemort would explain Death's gleeful hints about why Harry should just let things with Tom be 😉

Osiris Sundavr

Headmistress huh? Minerva? Lily EVANS perhaps? I don’t know the time period yet but seeing Harry get with Lily will never not be hot. As for the mysterious individual set to deal with Tom… maybe Bellatrix or Lily? Either could be poetic, a muggle born or a pure blood not taking his bs. But then again I suppose you could have a half-blood set to off him being even more fitting. Too many questions Cam and not enough answers! Quick, somebody pull some time magic bs and speed up our week to the next chapter!

Osiris Sundavr

I have never seen that either. Great idea!

Osiris Sundavr

Make A Wish is my absolute favorite HP fic. Did you know he made a sequel?

Potato

Is this a multiverse thing?

Ronnie R15

Let’s see where this goes.

Cambrian

Nah, should stay concentrated on a single Harry Potter AU