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(Every character depicted in the story below is a consenting legal adult over the age of 18)

A/N: If I had a nickel for every time a chapter of this fic started with Celine waking up, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much but… eh, you guys get the joke.

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Google Doc Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G3mKBj4N3juBY9xzg644VpA9ruuu7dkLTVGhgI2skB8/edit?tab=t.0

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Ignis

Bobby stays winning

Clayton Riggs

Amen, Bobby. Tame that cougar, my brother.

VaticToxic

Oh noes two self deprecating idiots think they're already in trouble so they sink deeper. Rumi when she finds out and after she's done being embarrassed: so mom found her daddy? Approved. Yay

MercerV12

Ahhh, an unhealthy start to a relationship between the (seemingly) most emotionally sound person in the story and the least emotionally sound person in the story, they’re gonna be good together and for each other and the only thing Rumi’s gonna be upset about is they didn’t tell her right away I reckon!

Belly

I can totally see Selene just getting pregnant surprise..

Ofunu

O~k...that did not go how I thought it would. I mean it did, sorta. The whole "this was a mistake" thing was totally expected. The repeat performance, however was not.

JRC

I agree with VaticToxic, I imagine when Rumi finds out, she'll be thrilled.

tomIrenicus

A Philip Larkin reference? In my smut? Truly blessed today, must be my birthday.

Supperwaffle

I'm just thinking about the fact jinu taught rumi the smell of sex nothing is secret

Zero2sanity

Filthy, just absolutely depraved! I need more~ God these last 10ch have been an absolute treat!! TFTC!

tyalaman

I'm unfamiliar. What's the reference?

tomIrenicus

The albatross hung around the neck is a reference to, and this is on me, Samuel Coleridges "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" and is often used in prose as a personal reminder of guilt, due to the weight such a large bird would have when doing so. Now I'm pretty sure Larkin references it in some of his work but it's been almost 20yrs since I was a student and studying English Literature at college, So looking back at things I can't support thisclaim this with confidence anymore. Loved that professor and that class, so sad I can't remember more of it, ah well, c'est la vie.

Alun Lewis

Eh....even when "Asian don't raisin" is in effect, there's a solid chance that a woman Celine's age is past her child-bearing years. It'd be hilarious, though, for Rumi to gain a little "brother" or "sister" via Bobby getting her pregnant, but one wonders if the Honmoon will ensure that everything goes smoothly.

Alun Lewis

Jesus...Celine's only 46?! I mean...I'm 4 years younger than her and now feel super-old at the idea of being that age, and having an adult daughter who's a pop superstar-slash-demon hunter. And thinking someone in their 30s is age inappropriate for a relationship! 😉 But yeah...not the most postcard romantic start of a relationship I've ever witnessed, but I cant wait to see where the Cebby relationship goes 😀

TheSinful

Me when my cousin is a grandfather and it feels like last year his oldest was in diapers

Potato

Noice

tyalaman

Thanks for the response! Ah-interesting-I've heard that said before but never thought to look back at where that came from. You learn something new every day.

tyalaman

Reading my response back, I've never sounded more like a bot lol. Too many work emails recently