‘She has a boyfriend’ (Patreon)

Portia definitely has a roster and a jumble of ex’s who are trying to get back with her… Edwin isn’t really the jealous type, Portia doesn’t do anything she doesn’t want to, which includes him. Plus Portia is a strict cheater hater. But there are a few that really annoy him, especially when they don’t take no for an answer. Hed be more of a ‘sends them their social security number, house address, and dental records’ type. He’s an internet dweller after all