My Queen! Please! (Patreon)

‘My queen! Why didn’t you wake me?! You shouldn’t strain yourself!’

‘You just looked so peaceful, I wished not to rouse you, my love. Be calm, it’s just flowers’

‘Regardless of what is in the baskets, your majesty, I shall carry them for you’

‘You will do no such thing, and enough with the formalities, lest you wish I call you ‘my king’ and force you to wear the crown you disdain’

‘Point taken… but if you would allow me to- to just hold one-‘

Giant orc queen and her panicked goblin king/guard are very entertaining