Say My Name (Patreon)

Edwin is very beetlejuice…. But I couldn’t decide who Portia would be aside from Ms Argentina 😂, so they’re two demons condemned to eternity together because they HATE each other. Regular maiming but neither can perish so it’s p normal. Eventually they’re like someone’s ‘Angel and devil’ on your shoulder but they’re both evil, they just refuse to agree.

Obviously by the end they’re very graphically hooking up somewhere, cartoonishly kissing, maybe it’s even revealed they’ve been divorced 5 time already but they’re gonna make it work 😂 I just imagine them living in the dollhouse set up from beetlejuice but it’s like the person comes to them for advice because they each have their specialty and it’s just Portia doing a strip tease while Edwin throws fake money because they’re in love and it’s like ‘I thot u guys hated each other’ and it’s like ‘ya it changes hourly’