Settled Life (Patreon)

Post campaign Raff is like "i mean obviously I live with  you now" and Birdie's like .... what? they continue adventuring for a bit before finally settling and she becomes the money bitch, and he is a househusband and takes care of the kids.

Obviously after being retired for 20 years they have to go on an adventure and their kids know them as their lame mom and dad, not the duo that destroyed people for money 

Raff is distraught