The Lazybanger Animated (Patreon)

Are you and your partner lazy as fuck?

Are you and your partner horny as fuck too?

Do you have difficulty joining those two skills together!?

No more, the search!

With the Lazybanger, nobody has to do anything and everyone gets to have gratification.

Completely voice-controlled, you won't even have to press buttons and shit.

The speed can be automatically changed by our A.I.- Integrated motherboard electronic thingy. It will know when to slow down or when to go faster. Especially if one of them yells "Faster!".

The whole thing rotates and move like you need it if you want access to the feet or the southern estates or put them in sleep mode.

Yes, MrArgent (I'm talking to you specifically because I know you will comment about it), we have tried to add a "Ceiling Fan" mode, and make the girl spin really fast, but the test results were "Pukingly Subtimal" as they say in the science.