Request: Minigails For Sale (Patreon)

"Welcome. And welcome to Silver's Wares. Get it? Silverware... Whatever... Just choose something and buy it."

"I thought your name was Puddles."

"... I can't... Just buy something... Got a lot of Minigails for sale!"

"That's not a Minigail..."

"Oh right... That's a Mini Sebastien... That one is free..."

"I wouldn't want a Mini Sebastien if YOU paid me for it... What's in the box!?"

"Just another Minigail... Princess Jasmine Edition... She is presently in a fight with a Mini Thea so I cannot separate them. It's like a "Buy One, Get The Other One For Free" kinda thing."

"I'll take the Wall-Egail."

"ONE WALL-EGAIL, ON THE ROCKS!!!"

In a drunken stupor, Silver tried real hard as for to look like a cool bartender. She did a stupid move as for to flip the glass container in the air and missed the catch. It crashed to the ground, breaking the container and the cute minirobotgirl that was inside.

"... How about a Grebigail!?"