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Jeez, talk about last minute, I hope it's worth the wait.

I gave Paradox, Hardsuit Labs, White Wolf, and The Chinese Room all the time they could possibly need to get Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 in the best state it can be in after six years since being announced and almost another year on top of that for them to patch and fix things through the DLCs. Let's see just how much the silly adventures of John/Jane Nomad can make me crave the sweet oblivion of Gehenna.

Chapters: 0:00:00 OH NO!

0:00:19 A background on the VTMB

0:02:59 Hold my Vitae

0:9:44 Calling VTMB2's launch rough is an understatement

0:14:23 But they fixed it, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

0:33:25 PIZZ NACHOS (and coffee from Wake the Dead)

0:38:36 VTMB2 is a disappointing sequel to the original Bloodlines

0:46:26 Trying to pick apart the story and theming

0:54:25 (SPOILERS) A brief summary of what the heck happens in VTMB2

1:04:55 Whose fault is this mess and why is it like this???

1:11:06 This should have been lost media

1:15:41 Sign off, credits, and cat video

Articles mentioned/screenshotted for further reading:

What the f*ck happened to Bloodlines 2 - Chris Avellone https://chrisavellone.medium.com/what-the-fuck-happened-to-bloodlines-2-1ad557bf2284

JOINT STATEMENT FROM KARISSA BARROWS, KELLEY BRISTOL, AND CHRIS AVELLONE - Chris Avellone https://chrisavellone.medium.com/joint-statement-from-karissa-barrows-kelly-bristol-and-chris-avellone-3b2138e5837f

Fallout Writer Chris Avellone’s Accusers Settle Libel Case For Seven Figures - Kotaku https://kotaku.com/fallout-new-vegas-avellone-sexual-misconduct-libel-1850270184

Publishers of Vampire tabletop game ponder ‘a change in leadership’ after more missteps - Polygon (NOTE: THIS ARTICLE IS A FOLLOW-UP TO THE ONE SHOWN, WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN A HPYERLINK IN THAT ARTICLE.THE ARTICLE IN QUESTION HAD A TERM THAT TENDS TO SEND VIDEOS INTO THE SHADOW REALM SO I CAN'T POST IT. SORRY) https://www.polygon.com/2018/11/13/18089574/vampire-the-masquerade-white-wolf-lgbtq-chechnya-apology/

Paradox taking control of White Wolf after Vampire: The Masquerade LGBTQ+ controversy - Gamesindustry.biz https://www.gamesindustry.biz/paradox-taking-control-of-white-wolf-after-vampire-the-masquerade-lgbtq-controversy

‘How do we get them to not call it Bloodlines 2?’ Chinese Room co-founder reveals early Masquerade doubts - VGC https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/how-do-we-get-them-to-not-call-it-bloodlines-2-chinese-room-co-founder-reveals-early-masquerade-doubts/

We're beyond excited to finally, officially, announce that White Wolf is working on a new edition of Vampire: The Masquerade! - Paradox Interactive https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/games/world-of-darkness/news/vtm-sixth-edition-alpha-playtests-open-now

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John Carespodi

Oh god I'm super early. What I can confirm is that, currently, VtM V6 is plagued with ludonarrative dissonance that a significant portion of the alpha-testing public hates.

CharlatanWonder

Yeah I'm really hoping Alpha means "we will listen and chance stuff because we can't afford another L with this series."

John Carespodi

Yeah, I think a system being scrapped and another being modified is all it needs to stop feeling like pulp-action-of-the-undead and go back to being Vampire but with some modern mechanics.

ALNWV

Good heavens, this is a good video, but it is HARD to listen to. How cool would it be if games that came out weren't ass?

CharlatanWonder

For a second there I was worried about audio quality... Aside from the parts where I intentionally talk about the game's audio quality. This almost turned into a totally different video when I found out about the INSANE stuff happening behind the scenes with V5 and paradox having to ex memoriam we eat blood, but I wanted to focus on the critique of the game.

ALNWV

Sorry, my concerns about listening are tied to the game being fucking dog shit, not the audio fidelity.