Weekly Update: I Swear I Can't Catch a Break, but That Isn't Going to Slow Me Down (Patreon)

Hey saucy ones, it's been a weird(terrifying) week for me.

So over the weekend there was a small fire in my building and that was the last straw for my wife and I. Due to the rapidly deteriorating condition of the building I live in thanks to how shortly after we moved into our apartment the management decided they were gonna sell off the property so they stopped doing ALL MAINTENENCE for 6+ months, we've had at least one major emergency in our building a month for the last 6 months.

It's gotten so bad that most people ignore the fire alarm and when I stepped out of my apartment, I was the first one on the scene in the laundry room where the fire was starting and ended up being the guy charging across the halls in pajamas and slippers to break open the fire extinguisher case and blast the dryers before getting people to call 911 and then shouting into all the halls that this was for real this time and we all needed to get out.

That was Saturday. As soon as the leasing office opened up Monday morning we formally broke our lease, signed a lease in a new, much nicer apartment complex (I had already been looking as we had planned to move out when our lease was up anyway, so it was just a matter of touring a few places before making the final decision) and have already booked movers to take us and out stuff out of this deathtrap as soon as we're able to get into our new place. 

Now it's just a matter of surviving the next 70 days in the place. I've already decided if we have one more major emergency we're just getting the fuck out, putting our stuff in a storage unit, and living in a hotel for a few weeks until we can move into our new home. This place is in really bad shape: there's mold in the building, holes in all the hallway walls from abandoned maintenance projects some some apartments are so bad that they've been sealed off until some specialists can deal with them. The new management is trying the best that they can, but they only got here two weeks ago and it's just too little, too late for us in this building.

In video related news, I hustled like a madman and I've finsihed both the YouTube Cut and Uncut version of the other April Fools video and provided the collaborator is 100% okay with the video as her likeness is in it, I'll have it posted to ya'll in a couple of hours. I'm now working on the Postal 2 video and after that it'll be SCP: Containment Breach for Halloween in July. I'm considering making in update video for the normal subscribers on the channel to clue them in so no one gets confused if I need to step away from the channel for a few weeks in may to do the move, but I wanna make sure I'm back on track before that.

See you all next week!