Weekly Update: Choose the form of the PAIN this July (Patreon)

Hey Saucy Ones,

So I've been doing a little product research these last few weeks as I've discovered a fantastic opportunity: a local community college has a Maker Space with not only a bunch of 3D printers for my upcoming D&D campaign, but also pretty much every kind of production tool you could possibly need, including a set of heat transfer machines.

I've been thinking about doing a special gift for yearly pledges this July because I gotta be honest, I think I can do better than having a greeting card for Halloween in July like it was PAIN-Mass.

Now it's the funniest thing: When I did the math to figure out the final cost of each prospective item, (hats, mugs, and cooking aprons) by some fluke of shipping weight vs physical size and associated costs for buying a larger box for the hats, Aprons, Hats, and Ceramic Mugs all cost nearly the same to make and ship within about 10 cents of each other. Since the cost between these things is negligible, I've decided to leave it all up to you guys! Go ahead and vote on what kind of special bonus you want to see this July for Yearly pledges!