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Long Distance Call (Patreon)

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2025-04-12 14:00:15
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2026-06
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Hey everyone, meet Tartan! He's big and strong and very Scottish.

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Seidmadr

I... Don't know what to say. This was highly unexpected.

Richman69

They’ll have to bury what’s left of you in a soup can

Seidmadr

Well done as always though

Harry Craig

I can’t believe Spicy introduced a character specifically especially just for me this is incredible

Falid Kane

I love him! HE'S SPECTACULAR!

Ash-and-Flowers

ActiRangers International is fucking genius! Cant wait to see who else makes the roster

Arcee

*everyone clapped*

ebby

well he’s kinda giving me redacted thoughts… do with this what you will

Rye Whiskey

how many actirangers *are* there? one for every sport? is there an actiranger for "jeu de boules"?

Dreadknight Cassandra

Please please PLEASE tell me there's an Actiranger Europe with shit like fencing and handball

ZakTheFiend

You gotta get Zoranthebear to voice him.

Dakota Brosam

Actirangers Japan, which also has baseball

Lunastrad

Oh my god, imagine a hurling or camogie ActiRanger 😍

Finley for Nintendo Wii

I like to imagine that Sportacus is treated like All-Might in this universe

Silver

MY EYES!

Pengwnbuster

Canada has curling and is friends with green

Vellichor_Lord

Brilliant work. I like the subtle note that he's ranger 12.

Kezian2Late

And now we have 7-11 to look forward to. I have no doubt that Curling Ranger will be the most powerful of all, feared and respected in equal measure, spoken of only in hushed whispers lest speaking their name summon them from whatever place contains them.

Hemlock

Tartan would love Beowulf from Rosen Garten

Dreadknight Cassandra

Okay a plot hook just forced its way into my head: Gray and pink are facing off on a battlefield with some of the Gambit gang and some of the other rangers about. Gray manages to get the upper hand on pink, there's some mild tension going on there, but then the fencer, trying to go over to save pink, ends up stabbing gray clean through the chest. Pink is horrified, the fencer is shocked that Gray is in fact not a robot, drama abound

LH

why is his "caber" censored???

Raptorus77

"Red is the perfect one, Black is the brooding bad boy, Green is the clown, and Yellow, well, she's the girl. So, who are you supposed to be?" *"I'm Scottish!"*

AFrickinDwarf

So that, eventually, VA channels on YouTube can dub this comic? Idk. Besides, the sparkle is wayyyyyy funnier than showing dong

Arin Hunter

What color would he be though? Plaid would be a fun option.

Bersy

Fun today bit the Scots also invented golf. Though if you asked what the national pass time is it would be caber toss.

LH

i'm pretty sure ranger #11 is ActiRanger White. plays cricket and can last 5 whole days if you know what i mean.

Yeoman

Yeah, that was my thought too. Seven through eleven as sports more popular in Europe as a full team and Tartan as their sixth ranger.

Nexisfusion

VA channels, this is coming from a Scot. Bagpipes better be playing when you dub this or we'll toss cabers at you.

Bradford

This is so fucking good dude hell yeah What's he got under that kilt btw?

Dr. B

Hot hot hot hot hot. This comic burned my hands reading this comic

hyperewok1

Yellow is never going to 'financially' recover from this

Queer and Pleasant Banger

Today I learned what "caber toss" is. Also Yellow looks like she's already ready to go with that guy

Liam the Wolfe

And once again, Blue and I share a braincell. Dick flopping in the wind? It's a kilt. Fully expected. Helmet with a built in beard? That's unexpected, and noteworthy!

Daniel S. Mountain

This implies AR 7 through 11 are out there somewhere, and I approve.

Gerald Sears

I'm just hoping there's an alternate panel.

leanb

Let's gooo 😍

Nunya.Byznys

He's not even in ranger form, he just dresses like that

InsideOutlander

Well then. This implies that Dr. Coach is still out there making those bottles…

SonOfLan

another caber for tossin 🤣

romi ♡

i'm love him already

OddEyes

Oh no it's a DADDY

Widdershyn Akai

I will say though, from what I've heard lately from modern Scottish folks, it's much less common to wear kilts without underwear. It's about on par with noting anyone else wearing nothing under their skirt - still somewhat noteworthy

Nerdandproud

Yessss! Someone else remembers this!

Navy1776

At least he's *properly* wearing the kilt! Shoes and socks underneath, *only*!

TheDaisukeMiyuki .

Im fully ready to meet 7-11 and am praying that one is a soccer girlie

CanadianGold

no but seriously caber toss is an amazing shout

Evil_Paul

As the joke goes “Yer mother’s lipstick!”

Kyman201

Given the main five's reaction to seeming to see Tartan here, it feels safe to assume that while he's an Actiranger they're unfamiliar with him. So I presume that while the Actiranger team is bigger than anticipated (eager to meet 7 through 11) I feel safe assuming that only 1 through 5 (with occasional Rival Knight) are actually the polycule, the rest of the Actirangers aren't really involved THAT way. Or maybe I'm wrong and Professor Coach is trying to mobilize an earth defense unit on par with the Greater Seattle Polycule

Evil_Paul

I suspect Spicy is a fan of ‘Kill la Kill,’ a battle anime about magical school uniforms that includes a secret faction of radical nudists. The leader of this faction is constantly posing like a male model, and always has a ‘lens flare’ hiding his junk (even in the dark).

marrington233

I think yellow feels the same way.

Mystdream

I appreciate the aesthetic choice. But why don't /we/ get to see his cock?

meepsalot

Now I want to see if there’s like and arcticranger from India who does cricket

Patrick Nugee

i adore the idea of different cultures having different rangers

Nobodyinparticular

I hope one of them is a NZ rugby butch, of the positions 7-11 we have yet to see, if this guy is #12

Zhana

[*Flashbacks to RPM Blue*]

Beanie

glad i'm not the only one who's brain went to: "I'm Scottish!"

SeraphicSiren

Can I just voice my appreciation for how you're always full of classic Saturday Morning Cartoon level funnies like the Gambit brand soup can and the puns? Absolutely joy inducing world. Also, excellent detail that he wears his kilt the way it should be.

Bradford

My fav answer is "shoes and socks"

Tyric

I like to believe Tartan is Blue's distant cousin.

The Angry Optimist

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER! Wait, this is probably the wrong setting for that joke, isn't it? 😅

Bondabin

*Distant Bagpiping Intensifies*

Aster

oh he's lovely (...as a sidenote, it's weirdly funny seeing an actiranger unrelated to the main squad! it kinda hammers home that them all dating isn't like. necessarily a given, if that makes any sense) (actirangers as a concept exist and these five specifically smooch on the regular. others can wander by and be like 'oh here comes the polycule')

Mark Temple

or, 1 thru 6 are the polycule we've been following, but 7 to 12 comprise a second polycule that had been assigned to defend a separate region?

Kyman201

Also possible!

Xaq

Same. *recalls THAT morphing scene* Flynn was a classic and now I'm hearing all of Tartan's lines in his voice.

Quazal

When can we expect the Tartan DLC for Rumble After Dark to drop?

Bomberman1117

You can’t just drop a 12 on us! What happened to 6-11?!

Doomcard10

Well 6 was/is Gray, who is now an evil robot centaur but it’s unclear whether the number got repurposed. Actually, interesting point, I’m unsure whether any of Gray’s current powers are part of their ActiRanger powerset. They’ve still got their polo mallet, but idk if that’s the same mallet or a recreation by the Gambit Gang to match their fighting style.

Uni

Now I’m just imagining Yellow sandwiched between Blue and Tartan…

Magos Highlands

Funnily enough, it's mandated you have to wear shorts under your kilt at Highland Games, ESPECIALLY while doing the caber toss. Also the accent's pretty well done, rare that people get written accents right the first time, although we tend to pronounce "Monster" as "Moanster" with extra emphasis on the "ter"

thekinguv

A sober person IS throwing it

Patrick K

I love him already

Sengachi

I love him so much

Sengachi

So a *very* intentional design choice is what I'm hearing

Enby_Scientist

Looking forward to see pink rocking tartans outfit, it'd give yellow better access!

Magos Highlands

Oh most definitely, and I can't blame him with legs like those

Venompen

There's a lot of possibilities with this characters. Wielding the caber like a bo staff would be intimidating as hell. Maybe a team-attack with Sienna where he throws the Caber like a javelin and she rides it.