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Free Lunch (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-09 14:00:13
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2026-06
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Robber Guy is more of a Pad See Ew and Chicken Satay guy.

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AddiCat92

Aww, good for them~

Quazal

Robber Guy, king of rizz

Noodle

I did not realise I wanted this ship but now that I have it I want SO MUCH MORE!! They're so perfect 🤣

Richman69

Just get a room you two 🤣

Tram the Ram

So was he casing the bank or fishing for archers 😏

Silver

OH MY GODDDDDD

BBTR

The (notyet)criminal rizz lmao

meepsalot

This is adorable but who then likes drunken noodles there’s gotta be someone right?!

Random Space Marine

More romance is cooking and I am all here for it I look forward with great interest into seeing these two more ^^

Stephen Wells

Be it noted that Quiver has in fact successfully prevented a bank robbery, we should recognise that, AND she gets lunch.

Werewolfzero

Those two are super cute together.

fghwe

Something something his dinner is eating her out

soneca

I need them to hook up

Kristen Soto

I love them sooooooo much ❤️ if they don't end up being lovers I would at least love to see them be best friends

John Fiala

This is sooo wholesome!

OddEyes

Bro is just shooting his shot

Erin

That was my first thought when I saw the title

Theja

Smooth as fuck uwu

MK28

I imagine somewhere in the fandom there’s a big like in Pacific Rim with a big sign underneath that says “Time it takes Quiver and Robber Guy to fuck” and that one day we can do a “stop the clock” meme like the movie

Luke

Oh I am so hype to see them being cute and flirty for real, who knows maybe we'll actually get to see em fuck instead of constant teasing 🤣

Stephen Wells

No friends like rooftop hangout thai food friends :)

Daniel S. Mountain

My local place does a nice roasted red pork pad thai. Pairs well with some pot stickers and a summer roll.

Atelier Magra

I keep saying it, this man is the smartest character in the whole setting.

Jamie

Awww, that's so sweet. Honestly, between this and Pink's slumber party, I am really loving the sweeter kinds of comics Spicy has been putting out.

Elle McCrackin

Spicy! In a different way. Mmmm Pad Thai.

Jim Sharkey

I guess Heinlein was wrong!

Malberry

I love them...

Pengwnbuster

I hope they're just buddies cuz I like this goofy buddy dynamic

Bernard Smith III

I’m wondering what type of compromising but wholly innocent situation the delivery guy is going to stumble upon.

Sengachi

Okay but he's also not surveilling the bank now, so Quiver has succeeded at that.

Montgomery_Alexander

YES! YES! FIRST DATE! IT'S HAPPENING! GO ROBBER GUY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dave Van Domelen

"What are you doing?" "Fishing." "On the forty-second floor?" "The river seems to have dropped."

Tyric

Robber guy redemption arc? Goes from bad guy to antihero?

Nik

This is so cute =D

Evil_Paul

The long wait is OVER! Quiver & the Robber are getting lunch!

Evil_Paul

Totally just friends, but they keep ending up in compromising situations that leaves everyone convinced that they’re banging…

Ann

Meanwhile, a bird themed super villain is actually robbing the bank. (But it doesn't interrupt their meal)

romi ♡

damn, now i want Thai! this is super cute.

Egobera

These two are sooo cute together

Curiousonlooker

Quiver gets a new sidekick or a guy in the chair, call him Bullseye

Dawn

Banks are insured. Stealing from them is never wrong 👍

Alysandir

I'm calling it here: #quibber

Zaralith

She is eventually going to hook up with him at a bar or something where he isn't wearing the mask so she doesn't recognize him and they are going to find out, stop, and then get in costume and continue

Mister Alias

Now that's one smooth criminal

Foxy Confidential

Funny enough, i'm pretty sure he's never once finished a jail sentence for any of his previous crimes. It feels like low-threat comic villains work on a rule that breaking out of jail cleans the slate and they can wonder around until they do something else. Its pretty funny. These two are cute.

Xaq

D'awww, this is so sweet.♥ [halfway through lunch] "Wait...how did you pay for all this, exactly?" "...Uhhhh...."

The Angry Optimist

She stopped him from committing the crime, I say that's mission accomplished 😄

Mark

So you're saying.... I can get a date with a cute hero by ALMOST committing a crime... got it got it...

Zhana

Should dress him in white 'cause he's a Smooth Criminal

Petter Wäss

He's stated before that he fakes a superpower so he gets sent to super jail instead of normal jail. Then he just waits until the next time some intelligent dinosaur or demigod stages a jailbreak and slips away in the chaos.

Stephen Wells

From what we've seen so far, I think he robs banks primarily as a form of performance art rather than from actual criminal motivations. This is his calling.

RustyMt

Yes, the date is happening! I'm glad that it's not just me who likes this pairing <3

BirdofConsiderableSize

Ahhhh finally a date! Tbh I have a weakness for these two so I’m glad you’re doing more with them :)

IgnitedRowlet

ah nice, glad to see these two get together

Walter W Matera

I really want SEE that episode so badly!

Zee McZed (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-06 00:00 Robber Guy is gonna end up becoming a hero during the big crisis crossover event, isn't he?
2025-05-10 02:29

sounddrive

Oh this is delightful!!

Logan Washburn

Robber guy should be the "just a regular dude" character in the fighting game. Like Striker in MK. That, or he gets mad scienced at some point to have actual bear powers

Julian

"Ethically Ambiguous Associate"

Sarah Dee

Yes yes yes a date! A date! So cute!

Adrian Griffin

No but a hero-villain romantic pairing like this is so cute! One where they’re not terrible to each other, the villain isn’t doing anything super evil they’re just at work and when the mask comes off they’re completely chill is awesome

Wolfey_333

They are so cute!!! Also, where does he get the money for food AND delivery fees? lol

Stephen Wells

Bird theme and they use explosives: the Audubomb society :)

Stephen Wells

I choose to believe that he robs bank as a form of performance art, from this point of view his constantly being arrested by Quiver is a huge plus for him, essentially the two of them are doing a "yes and..." improv routine together.

J. C. Weston

I feel like the answer to this is inherent in his job xD

Ann

Brilliant

Falid Kane

I headcannon he's just crushing on her and this is how he ensures he has her undivided attention.

Kristen Soto

Im thinking again about how cute this comic is <3 but now all I can think about is the delivery guy going "I have an order for Robin Banks" and Quiver going "your name is WHAT"

Daemonain

This is giving me Sly Cooper / Carmelita Montoya Fox vibes in the best way, though personalities don't line up 1-to-1. Great stuff!