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Still waiting on repairs for my laptop, but in the meantime, I managed to dig up an old PC that still had a copy of Photoshop CS5 on it.

So here's an Ollie!

(The graphic on her shirt is the control mapping for Tony Hawk Pro Skater 1+2)

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Bradford

This sign can't stop me bc I can't read

Dreadknight Cassandra

Seeing as how I'm struggling to read the cons, I will hereby assume that there are none and charge blindly into puppy danger

YesmynameisBob

Is the cons list just a CVS pharmacy receipt for a pack of gum?

Corndogman5160

Red flags? Good thing I'm colorblind! Alternately: "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!"

Sweet Cousin Marney Addams

Maybe it's just a list of allergies and neuroses? Think my list would get about that long if so.

f-ern

Seems like the pros outweighs the cons here :)

Jarl Deathwolf

She's a walking red flag and, brother, red is my favorite color

Dakota Brosam

Bee movie script, but also definitely worth it

Shiel

Clearly this means that instead of dating her we just need to hang out with her and take her to the park as friends. With benefits.

Fable

Ollie, confirmed Problematic Fav ™️

BirdBrain

True! Cons are literally incomprehensible.

meepsalot

this would surely be a problem if only I could read

CSquared

> CS5 Jesus, that IS an old PC!

Jacko

Well I can't read

Addie the chosen

stop making characters that gives me gender envy😭😭

Xaq

"Side effects of Ollie may include..."

marrington233

That sign won't stop me, because I can't read. No seriously, it's too crunchy for me to read.

Vemrox

There are no cons to spent time with Ollie

Thistledowne

Oh I just thought that was a sound wave file

Evil_Paul

Never mind the list of cons, I’d like a higher-resolution version of her “Game Controls” top. Preferably one with salacious versions of the standard layout.

Remy Allen

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 mentioned and now I'm breathing very heavily Would Ollie be impressed by my 23,000,000 points in a single session on Burnside?

Spicymancer

Haha I think the meme template has been copy pasted so many times it has degraded to the point of it being its own joke

The Angry Optimist

She may be a handful, but that is why we have two hands! (And there's a few hundred of us, if we're going that way 😄)

CAMIrish1

But can she do a kickflip???

FireStar

I, personally, feel the pros outweigh the cons.

Archmagus84

I cant read the cons so to me there are no negatives here lol

Lupa Wolf

I can’t read the cons, surely they’re fine

ruru

i volunteer

Tyric

I know the term is "read the fine print" but when you can’t just assume it's fine.

Queer and Pleasant Banger

that's a lot of words... too bad I'm not reading em 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

LH

of course you can assume it's fine. right there in the name!

Evil_Paul

Expecting that other women can be bribed with a Milk-Bone treat…

Jamie

I'm kinda worried about how small the text has to be so it could ALL fit in the Con category.

Tracey Underwood

Notice how shes taller than the list making her a bigger pro than the cons, net positive

Cheese Toast of Death

Pretty sure if I listed all my flaws they'd make a similar length list. Maybe they'd cancle out.

StarFishHugger

Don't worry, I know the cheat codes.

Gerald Sears

9 out of 10 of these cons can be fixed with a leash, a chew toy and rolled up newspaper.

Slycheddar

Who else tried to zoom in to read the con?

Gwen477

that's a long list.... good thing I can't read it

Evil_Paul

Kind of like when you bring a pet to show & tell and suddenly everyone wants to pet her at the same time!

Evil_Paul

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️B+A

Evil_Paul

She only gets the newspaper if she’s been good, though.

Falken

Can't read them, so eh, who cares.

The Angry Optimist

Bringing a pet to a group like this is guaranteed to grind everything else to a halt 😁

CosmicSapphic

Worth it for a tomboy puppygirl to be the hyperfem puppygirl gf to