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Beach Episode (part 1) (Patreon)

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2025-07-28 15:00:15
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2026-06
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Please do not try to swim while wearing a chainmail bikini. These are professional fantasy smut OCs.

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Luna Hubert

Damn the chainmail bikini designs r highkey cute too!!!

Zara

Oh my god I love the writing in this one XD

Stripes On Midnight

Show me their girlfriends and boyfriends in bikinis too okg. Need the lamia and the sphinx and the werewolf yesteryear

Jamie

"Hey, how are you doing over there, Andie?" *drowning noises* "Swore I made this out of lighter steel."

Fluffyfeather

Top tier hentai and top tier Humor I have been blessed

Briar

I love the detail that Praline has plate-mail instead of chain-mail.

Algirdas

I love Andie so much it's not even funny

Celti B.

Bikinis actually date back to antiquity! We have some evidence for bikini-like outfits being used for sports circa 1400 BCE. The only reason it's viewed as a “modern” invention today is because Christianisation turned the West into a bunch of prudes for centuries.

Terodon

I was gonna bring up the labcoat, yeah. Andie got no room to talk.

bob star

PG-mancer strikes again

Walter W Matera

A chain mail bikini isn’t heavy enough to weigh you down. I mean consider how much SCUBA and a weight belt weigh. A chain mail bikini is nothing. Pointless, yes. Heavy, nah. Cute, though.

Temperjoke

You know, if one of them went with a leather string bikini, got it wet, then let it dry while wearing, that would get super uncomfortable, but hella sexy as it shrank and tightened into all the nooks and crannies.

FallingToAsh

Yeah, people actually use full chainmail suits while diving around sharks.

Walter W Matera

And Humboldt squid! Those muthahs are BAD!

Jarl Deathwolf

The threat of losing her coffee in a puff of logic certainly changed her tune

Jarl Deathwolf

It'd definitely rust crazy fast though. Especially in sea water

Yeoman

I feel like a lot can just be modern world with fantasy aesthetic.

Crendwin

Maybe it's stainless steel? But it'd be a good idea to rinse and dry afterwards regardless. Heck it might even be some kind of unobtanium that can't rust.

Senoj Nai

We are so fucking back!

Walter W Matera

Oh, dive mail is always stainless. It would be really silly otherwise.

hyperewok1

Werewolves be like "care for a round of gwent?"

MysteriousFalcon

Look, you get the coffee from the same place the Moors get chocolate. The terrible things that dwell beneath the bay scavenge it from the ships they wreck and trade it to the villagers for vodka. That's also where they get rum, tea, and the occasional cursed idol.

A Bad Mean Man

I don't see what the big deal is, they've already got tinder, hinge, tumblers, discord.... lots of stuff that already exists in fantasy

Spicymancer

So very true! I have eclair wearing something similar in an older post but I liked the joke structure. This is probably more of an etymological issue, like when fantasy settings use the word spartan to mean minimalist, accidentally implying the existence of Sparta. But anachronism was the best word I can think of.

Spicymancer

It could be, though I really don’t want them having stuff like phones or cars. I feel like the monster research stuff is more fun with lower tech access.

Zemyla

This is cute! But which god is Andie swearing to?

Tram the Ram

I could stand for them ro talk a bit more 😏

Nunya.Byznys

I mean, bikinis were a thing we picked up from the natives of the Bikini Atoll before we, ya know, forcibly relocated them all and used it for nuke testing grounds.

Kam Kam

“And that protects…?” “Nothing. The crowd will love it.”❤️‍🔥

Foxy Confidential

Nevermind swimming in them. Wearing a chainmail bikini in actual summer sun sounds like a recipe for some very unique burns. Imagine explaining to your doctor about your "reverse Tan-line" situation you clearly have going.

Thorn K.

Oh man. Now I wanna make a scale mail bikini for myself. Aaaa. 😂

Thorn K.

If you use cotton yarn to crochet the body of the swimsuit under the scalemail, they're actually not bad!

Foxy Confidential

Oh really? That's actually some good info, thanks!

Zhana

Eclair at the beach, what will she swim(fuck) with? :3c (Also Eclair with tanlines sounds amazing) And this all is probably less anachronistic than when they had bikinis in Avatar, but 20s-style swimsuits in Korra.

D G

I thought it was just named for Bikini because the guy who designed it heard the name in the news after the A-bomb test in 1946? Like the story I heard was it was a French guy who just sorta did the 1940s equivalent of search engine optimization--"This'll blow men's minds". Looking it up/wikipedia ing the island and the clothing, the Marshall islanders were fine with toplessness, but didn't condone showing bare thighs at the time. So a legless but chest-covering suit wouldn't fit their cultural context. Like that doesn't change the fact that the USA spent a decade blowing the Island up after relocating the inhabitants... then let them relocate *back* to Bikini in the 60s, giving thousand of people cancer.

Yeoman

Fun thing about that is you can always have certain things never invented. Especially since why bother when the crystal ball is right there and so stylish!

The Angry Optimist

Andie probably should have seen that coming 😅 And I'm still running under the loose head canon that the Xenobiologist has connections to this world in some way.

NekoJune

Need some fairy bikini close ups...

Xaq

...Yeah, that fits the fantasy aesthetic alright... *struggles to stave off nosebleed*

Evil_Paul

I still think they should have been the colour commentators in the big match up between Rumble After Dark & the Acti-Rangers.

Evil_Paul

Something like Mithril in a fantasy setting. It would probably be lighter too.

Stephen Wells

Can we please throw Bikini Andie to her gorgon girlfriend and see what happens :)

Stephen Wells

Mithril is actually titanium :) new headcanon

Stephen Wells

The fishscale effect of a scale mail bikini does make it seem like classic mermaid couture :)

Stephen Wells

Who's surprised that the chat on this Patreon includes people who actually know how to manage a chainmail bikini? :)

D G

Tentacles, mermaids? Mermaids with tentacles? A discussion below points out that the bikini was named for a pacific island used as a nuclear test site... continued testing led to an accident which was one of the inspirations for Godzilla. Not saying I expect praline to fight/"fight" a legally distinct giant maritime reptile, but size difference kink go brrrrr...

Zhana

Size difference do indeed go brrrr👌👌👌

John Jobber

Can we please get sex scenes with the buff girl… I forgot her name she shows up so rarely:-/

HRM Fairemont

I would like more Andie in general.