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Just For Fun- What do you think is the best representation of mature aged characters in smut? (Patreon)

Published:
2022-02-27 14:26:17
Imported:
2022-02
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Poll

Just For Fun- What do you think is the best representation of mature aged characters in smut?

  • The School Teacher or Professor 10
  • The Parent (Milf/ Dilf) 7
  • Nuns and Priests 2
  • Nurses 2
  • The Horny Neighbor 11
  • Literal Elder God 2
  • Local Store Clerk 3
  • Single Mingler (Sugar daddy/ Mama) 3
  • The Shy, Busy Shut In 6
  • "I have one not listed here! Check the comments!" 2
  • 2022-02-27
  • —2022-03-04
  • 48 votes
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Content

So, I was having a nutty discussion with a friend yesterday about how the dirty art we make imitates our present environments in subtle ways. That somehow led us to conclude that our town is a hub of milfs and dilfs, which we split into archetypes (Hell, I probably count as one myself now).

Before I start sounding like a pornhub ad, I wanted to know which ones you think are the best! Don't worry; multiple votes count! 

I personally have lived near a lot of horny neighbors in my life. There's the dope attorney I housesat for as a kid, and now there's the hot, long-bearded guy that lives on my floor with the trucker hats and confident daddy swagger!

But I think I'll never get used to the sweet ladies with the comforting aroma working at the stores around me.

So, who has your vote, and why? Thanks for voting! Stay safe all. <3

Comments

Panzieman

Gotta say, I have personal experience with a good chunk of these lmao.

Panzieman

Not quite *personal* personal (lord I wish), but “personal” as in I’ve seen this exact type hither and yon in most of these positions. Only one I haven’t really seen a ton is nurse weirdly enough. Most of the nurses in my area are either on the younger freshly out of college side or are in the “golden years”. Not much middle ground

PossOfThePile

Im gonna have to say a mix of horny neighbor, and school teacher. Though the parent comes pretty close.

SheeplyGoatus

Lol. Yeah, I agree nurses of that demographic are a bit of a rarity overall. The same for priests, though I live nearby a few cathedrals and nuns are abundant.

SheeplyGoatus

Oooo~ Nice ones! I almost picked the school teacher myself. Especially since I've known a lot of teachers coming up who fit this role. Nothing inappropriate happened with me, but still... I have some stories!

SheeplyGoatus

So, one of my partners actually just told me a story about an older guy who lives nearby that is similar to this. I don't really think of him in a sexual way, but I did think, "Wow! That's a good personality type for a character!"

PossOfThePile

Oh my! Those stories sound like some interesting tales!

SheeplyGoatus

That's adorable! Well, you came up with an amazing archetype based on the fact. =)

SheeplyGoatus

Indeed. I can relate as an introvert. But, I believe we have to give ourselves some love for our quirks.

CrvKnight

Always did like the "hard labor" mature. Love me some sweat n' sun on the job site!