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Chapter #3: Surprises.

In the outskirts of Diagon Alley, a pair of young men, no older than eighteen, were on their way to trouble.

“Come on, Henry, we’ll just take a look at the girls who work at the sex shops, and then we'll head back, it'll be easy!” Ron whispered to his best friend as they entered Knockturn Alley.

“If people realize we’re here, we’re fucked, you know that, right?” Questioned Henry Potter.

Unlike his twin, Harry, he shared his mother’s red hair and his father’s dark eyes. He was the hero of the world; someone like him shouldn’t be here, and yet, the thought of finding a beautiful witch to have sex with was interesting.

“Stop being a wuss, no one will know we've been here unless one of us says something, of course, you won't tell anyone, right?” Ron asked his best friend.

Henry felt uncertain, but he nodded in the end. Soon they were in the forbidden alley, and it was depressing to say the least, so they tried to pretend they were important and strong to not get intimidated. They had an objective, they needed to find the sex places they've been told about; however, as they got deeper into the alley, they started to realize that maybe they were tricked.

“Fuck… That damn Seamus, I’m going to kill him when I see him, he lied to us!” Ron said angrily.

“Ron, let’s hurry and get out of here. You know how to apparate, right?” Henry asked before gulping.

“No, I literally don’t have the stomach to do that,” Ron answered with a worried tone.

His friend looked at him with skepticism. Ron had a big stomach; there was no doubt about it, the man was always eating, so saying he didn't have the stomach to do something was something serious. However, their thoughts were suddenly interrupted.

The reason was simple, it seems like they heard a scream, that's why they decided to run as fast as they could but they had to stop when a guy came out of an alley and he was dragging a person who was leaking blood, because of the spell he used to hid his identity, they didn’t know it was Harry and the body belonged to Rodolphus Lestrange.

Ron and Henry knew what this meant. The man in front of them was a serial killer, and now that they’ve seen him, they’re going to become his next victims, as no killer would ever leave witnesses. Both of them raised their wands, and the man smirked. He easily disarmed them with a flick of his wand.

“The hero of the world and his friend… Pathetic, what a disappointment you two are,” Harry yawned. “See you suckers... I’m taking my reward for killing a Lestrange!” Harry laughed and then easily apparated away.

Ron and Henry were shocked; they weren’t killed, and yet they almost shat their pants. To make things worse, they’ve been humiliated by someone who was around their age, which is why their egos took a hit.

“Let’s get out of here, Henry!” Ron encouraged his best friend; they had more important things to worry about than their pride.

The boy who lived was still in shock. He always thought that only older and experienced wizards and witches had a chance against him, and yet he and Ron were easily disarmed. They were lucky the man had no interest in killing them, or else, they wouldn’t currently be with his mother.

“Henry Charles Potter… Ron, what were you two thinking getting inside Knockturn alley?!” Lily said angrily.

“We’re very sorry, Mrs. Potter, we were just curious, that’s all…” Ron said with a nervous tone.

It was better to say they were dumb rather than say they were looking for some fun in the forbidden alley; thus, the older woman sighed.

“Go back with the rest, they are at your brother’s joke shop, Ron, but if they're not there, they probably went to get lunch at the place we accorded... Go with them, and don't think you'll face no consequences, I'll think about a punishment later!” Lily told them with a serious tone.

Both Henry and Ron had no energy to argue, so this time, they decided to just do as they were told. Meanwhile, Harry had just collected his reward.

“Ambushing him was so easy, I guess I'm still strong, even in another universe,” Harry told himself as he held his bag with five thousand galleons.

He decided to get back to his original form, and then he went to Gringotts to deposit his earnings; however, when he got out, he was greeted by two people, Draco Malfoy and his beautiful mother, with whom he had a brief romance in his other life. The blonde prick, on the other hand, was in shock because of the way Harry looked now with muscles and shit.

He was used to seeing the scrawny and weak frame of the dark-haired wizard; however, he quickly recovered. He was a Malfoy; he thought he was better than everyone else, or so he believed.

“Well, well, what do we have here—” Malfoy couldn’t continue.

“Malfoy… I didn’t know you had a beautiful sister,” Harry said as he got close to them.

Then he grabbed Narcissa’s hand and kissed it; the older woman couldn’t help but smile.

“You flatter me, Mr…?” She wondered.

“Harry Dursley, but please call me Harry,” he insisted.

“Harry, you flatter me, but I’m his mother, not his sister,” she said with a grin.

“You birthed him? I’m sorry to hear that. You have my condolences,” Harry said with a sad tone.

“You filthy half-blood—” Draco was cut off by his mother’s giggles.

She couldn’t help but find it funny. Of course, Draco wasn’t happy with the way Harry was looking at his mother and the way his mother, instead of telling Dursley to fuck off, was smiling; because he secretly believed Harry was a Potter bastard, he was fuming, while they were having fun mocking him.

“Well, it was a pleasure meeting you, Mrs. Malfoy—” Harry was cut off.

“Cissa, please call me Cissa,” she insisted.

“I hope we can meet again, soon, Cissa,” he was about to leave, but she grabbed his hand.

Draco was taken aback by his mother’s attitude; even though she was surprised she did that, and then, she clarified her voice.

“We’re going to grab a bite at Honeydukes Pastries. Would you like to join us?” She asked with an embarrassed expression.

Harry couldn’t believe it. The opportunity to humiliate Draco in front of his mother was something he didn’t want to miss.

“I don’t know Cissa, I mean, I don’t want to intrude…” Harry tried to act humbly.

“Please don’t be a stranger, I would love to meet one of my son’s classmates,” she insisted, and Harry was surprised to see that she bit one of her lips after she said that.

Draco was trying to disintegrate him with his eyes; luckily, he wasn’t strong enough to achieve that, or else Harry would’ve been nothing but dust a long time ago.

“Well, it would be rude to reject an invitation from such a beautiful witch,” he said with a calm tone.

She jumped happily; it was cute in a way.

“Well, it’s settled then, let’s go!” She said, and so, after a few minutes, they finally arrived at the pastry shop.

Everyone was staring at them, and Harry was surprised to find people he used to appreciate in his past life: Hermione, Fleur, Ron, Susan Bones, and Luna Lovegood. He shared a look with Hermione, who clearly recognized him. She was in shock. It seems like the Harry of this universe had a crush on the bookworm and even asked her to the Yule Ball, but of course, she rejected him even before she was asked by Krum.

He shared a look with Luna, and she was smiling at him, but there was also lust in her eyes just like with Fleur, even if the French witch was more subtle, she still had obvious intentions, it would be interesting to see how they will interact in the upcoming schoolyear and then, the girls were shocked to see Narcissa grab one of his arms and drag him to a table.