The Wisdom of Foxcrates - Maxim #1 (Patreon)

At last, those in need of philosophical guidance can get a mouthful from one of the world's most unique thinkers! Foxi's got more brainy bon mot than a dirty dog's got fleas, and you'll be scratching your head in wonder when you hear her perspicacious profundity!

Presented for your edification is just one of these sagacious sayings, with more sure to follow in the future...