August Poll Image - Sexual Telemarket Value (Patreon)

Can't believe giraffe mom is doing this in her cubicle... on the job and on her first day! There's a time and place for everything, but GM is quite enamored by the voice of the man on the other side of the phone... and his value... and assets...

Thank you Fen Longpaw for the suggestion on the change in the dialogue since the sketch! I do think it is a better fit for the situation, while still being humorous with lowkey other meanings. 

I also included a couple alts, including one without the pesky voice bubble, and of course a milky version!