Watching Blizzard: It's an endless nightmare (Patreon)

• But if you're willing to brave it, here's how to get your Lucid Nightmare mount. (Hint: bring graph paper.)

And elsewhere in WoW...

• If you haven't tried it, you should really check out this week's 5v5 Shado-Pan Showdown PVP Brawl.
• Today's Argus story update came with a few bugs, which means a new set of hotfixes.

These Hearthstone nerfs will ruin your perfect Murloc Paladin deck

• Five card nerfs coming with the next Hearthstone patch look to shake up the meta.

Kel'Thuzad calls you to the Nexus

• The game's latest patch is live, featuring the much-anticipated Kel'Thuzad and a lot more.
• Need something to do other than play the game's latest hero?  There's also the Call of Kel'Thuzad event.
• And as always, Tuesday means a brand new free hero rotation.

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