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Constantine (2005) | FULL LENGTH | MOVIE REACTION (Patreon)

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2025-03-10 21:51:33
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Constantine (2005) | FULL LENGTH | MOVIE REACTION

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Kevlar

hells yeah

ZJP

About time!!!

67

Ashgan brotha please watch “Project X” I promise I only recommend peak

Kevin

When asked what character Keanu wants to play again in another movie he said, "Constantine"

AJ

A true Supernatural fan loves this movie. Dean, Sam, and John Constantine ❤️

Aarween

I get more excited when there's a movie even I haven't seen, so it will be my first time watching this, with you guys reacting to it :D t

I'm Batman

Honestly, you guys have the best reaction to this movie I've seen so far. Glad you guys enjoyed it as much as me.

Cynthia Hogan

You didn’t watch after the credits….you missed something very special!!!

Bobby Burrow

Missed the post credit scene, btw. But this was one of my favorites.

Alexander Romero

Loved this brother Hoping to see daredevil soon

Arthur Goonie

In case you missed it that is not The Angel Gabriel

Crispy

Apart from The Matrix and Bill and Ted this is my favorite keanu film. back when DC knew how to make badass hero films

Crispy

Peter Stomare is just so great to watch and his take of the devil is probably my favourite in film ever.

Elvithien

Peter Stormare is a legend!!

Ana GG

I like your reactions and want to support you but for the love of God pause the movie if you're having side conversations then continue you're missing like the most important parts of the movie because you constantly talk over the dialogue. You need to go into it with an open mind, I can't believe you got so caught on Gabriel and totally missed Isabel was Rachel's sister ... You get so confused about the plot but half the time you're not listening, hence why you're both so lost

Brittany Buser

*spoilers* Just in case it was a bit confusing, Gabriel wanted to bring the son of the devil to earth because he thinks that humans don't deserve God's love unless they prove themselves worthy. And he thinks the only way humans can prove themselves worthy is by proving themselves to be "good" even in the face of horror and evil. (It's easy to be a good person when you're not faced with hard situations but, when there's hardship, your TRUE colors come out) So in a backward way, Gabriel believed he was serving God by bringing the son of the devil into the world so humans could prove themselves worthy through facing evil. (which is why Constantine said "Gabriel you're insane") So when Gabriel tried to smite Lucifer, he was shocked that God abandoned him because he truly believed he was serving God. It took me a couple times watching this to fully understand lol but this is one of my favorite movies ever and I'm so excited yall liked it! 😊❤️

Holly

Cannot wait to watch this, on an early start with work so something to look forward to when I finish. Please react to Wicked, The Impossible and The Substance. 3 completely different movies, 1 musical, 1 true story and 1 body horror but all worth watching and would love to see your reactions

Nick Stark

As so many have already noted, there is a after credits scene that you should watch. It comes after all the credits roll. Trust us, you both will love what you see.

BigZ44

Great reaction, knew you guys would like this one and agree that Peter Stormare's performance is top notch, we will be seeing him again soon in The Lost World! Some other one's along these lines you might like would be End of Days (with Arnold) and The Devil's Advocate (also with Keanu)

Joe from Marketing

Hey Ash and Hannah (I’m sorry if I spelled anything wrong lol) I just got your gift and just wanted to say thank you. For letting me be a Patreon and for letting me hangout with yall. Even though it’s prolly creepy, yall have been a bright spot in my life. So, thank you…so much.

Wolf brown

Hi Ash and Hannah. Thankyou so much for reacting to this movie. It's one of my most favourite Keanu Reeves movie. Loved your reaction very much. You both are amazing.

BillieAnn Munday

I have always loved this movie from the first time I saw it. The smoking kills me though. I lost my brother to aggressive lung cancer in 2001. All he wanted in the end was a cig. You're so young Hannah, And also WAY stronger than you think you are. I believe you can do it!! <3

DonkyDave

Rachel Weisz looks incredible in this movie

LG

you have to do a reaction to RED DAWN (2012)

Jeff

Yes you missed the ending after the credits!! It’s so cool!!

Adam Williams

Just want to say thank you to both of you for making me laugh day in and day out, you guys are the best, thank you for make every day better. Keep doing what you do, also I do apologise my spelling is bad 😅

Cassie M

In the vein of heaven and hell, I recommend “Bedazzled” with Brendan Fraser. It’s hilarious I know you two would love it.

Red

great reaction if your looking for another Keanu Reeves movie I would suggest 1991 Point Break with Keanu Reeves and Patric Swayze

Courtney

The Devil's Advocate is a really good Keanu movie

Courtney

The guy who played Balthazar is Gavin Rossdale the lead singer of the British band Bush

Courtney

Hardball with Keanu Reeves is another good one

Courtney

Ash mentioning James Bond when Rachel is married to one and Hanna mentioning stranger things and the priest was in an episode.

Courtney

The actor who played the priest has an eye condition that causes his eyes to move from side to side all of the time

Imcisco__

It’s my first time buying someone’s patreon where can I watch the movie, or how do other members consume this? Pls help

TVTG

:)

Zdeněk Sotolář

After The Boys, you should start watching Lucier series :D :)

Howard & Sharon

We just watched the full length reaction with the film. There’s one thing I’ve learned over these many many months of watching your reactions, you are both so exceptionally movie smart. And Hannah, there is nobody better than you when it comes to figuring out plot lines. It’s absolutely uncanny. Part of our enjoyment in watching a reaction is waiting for that moment where you figure out a plot twist or what’s coming or what the movies about way before I ever did when I first watched it thank you again for all the joy you give us. All our love, Howard and Sharon .

Alex Montrose

You guys missed the post credits scene!

M.V.K.

So yes, this is based off of dc comics hellblazer. Even though this version wasn't very faithful to the source material, it still was good. There is a TV series. That's more faithful, the source material. One thing is, John Constantine is actually British and not American, but Keanu. Reeves have said they're working on a sequel to this film. I look forward to it. Good job guys

Arshak Budaghyan

PLEASE PLEASE Ash we need a reaction on the Godfather. PLEASE surprise us we need it

Dewi Jones

If you loved this I would really recommend Legion