Newsletter #7 (Patreon)

• Released February 2023

Hey there all you, sugars and sweeties!

We hope your February’s have been movin’ right along, footloose and fancy free!

Recent Show Update:

Into the Stripper-verse!

SOLD OUT! This was SUCH a great show, and it was so nice to be back performing to a full house at the Rio. We’ll be sharing the full show on Patreon next Friday! And some behind the scenes pics will be shared for our fancy Patrons as well.

I also had the best time with the Spider-Man Bad Trivia, and boy did the audience hate it. It’s just so much funnier to make an entire audience boo all the terrible spider jokes/riddles and puns. I was crying I was laughing so hard, and in my defense, I did advise that a whole section was just going to be bad jokes. 10/10 will definitely antagonize the audience again.

Love in Alderaan Places - On Tour!

We blasted off to the far off distant lands of Denman Island and Courtney to have two, fantastic, SOLD OUT shows! The audiences were fantastic, and we had the best time.

Seriously, look at these cuties!

Upcoming Shows

Muppet Burlesque!!!!

(Photo by Chelsey Stuyt, Robe by Shy Gay, Adorable Piggy by Fairlith)

Tassels are red,
We’re Getting Jiggy
Come see the Muppet Burlesque Show
Starring Miss Piggy

… I’m not a poet… Anyway, good times and good news: We have cast our Muppet Burlesque Show! And are making plans to have many special guests, and fun surprises, and the Muppetiest show we can possibly put on.

Here’s a sneak peak at some of the performers/characters we’ve invited to be birds of a feather with us:
Fairlith as Miss Piggy
Hannah Mantanah as Kermit
Mrs. Dress-Off as Cookie Monster
& Special Guest Star Silk E. Guns as The Count
(There maaaaay also be a Dr Bunsen Honeydew & Beaker, Ernie, Statler & Waldorf, Oscar the Grouch, the Electric Mayhem, Gonzo, Camille & the Chickens, and so many more…)

And we had so many submissions for this show, we’ll have to remount because there were some we said no to that I desperately want to see, but we couldn’t fit them all in.

Friday, March 17th, 2023
Doors at 7:00pm | Show at 8:00pm
Early Bird Tickets $25!

Tickets available here: https://riotheatre.ca/event/the-muppet-burlesque-show/

Star Wars!

A planned Star Wars show, on my May the 4th weekend? What a surprise! So far we’ve just done some plans for our Newbies classes, and some character talks, but nothing official tickets yet, stay tuned!

THE NABOO REVUE - Star Wars Burlesque! At the Rio theatre, May 4, 5, & 6, 2023. 

Tickets available on riotheatre.ca soon!

That’s all for now folks!

XO Jayne Fondue and the Geekenders

Bonus: Cat Content:

Jaspurr Moans as Black Cat backstage in Into the Stripper-Verse. Babely Babe!

Also, this is Jaspurr Moan’s fur baby, who is the most fluffy, model cat I’ve ever experienced. 100% Fluff and 100% diva attitude. Frankly it’s understandable, I’d be a diva if I looked that good too.