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Welcome back to Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. This week's chat is packed to the brim with fun topics, so gather around the water cooler! Kicking off the discussion, Cog wants to commiserate about "that dude", aka that person in our lives that we just can't seem to gel with. Inevitably ,we all have that one incompatible coworker, neighbor or friend of a friend that we'll probably never click with, and is it us or them? (Spoilers,, it's probably them). Weighing in next, Micah shares her most memorable quotes. What words of wisdom or kernels of enlightenment do we remember best, and how did we learn them? Was it the advice of a beloved family member, a movie quote or a character's line from a favorite book? For our third topic, Chris wants us to get serious about our favorite old school jokes. Just good, old fashioned set-up and punchline, like the classic comedy of yesteryear. Which timeless jokes do we simply never get tired of? Lastly, Dagan trolls his fellow podcasters and the Constellation audience with a topic purposely designed to be Not Safe For Work. Everybody is tasked with telling their best real-life R-rated story, and at least one tale is a hard NC-17!

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Jacob R.

Thought that mic was a peen

Luke Douglas

What a lineup! Can’t wait to hit play

Isaac Senesi

Sounds like it's going to be a great episode! Thanks to all the guys and gals at Last Stand for the great podcasts - you always brighten my day!

Conor Wilson

This looks like an all time great episode

Bobby T

Chris and Micah are the best constellation combo and I won't hear it any other way

StewDog

Any time Chris and Micah are together, instant win. Having Cog too?? Bro!

Tanner Lange

Dagan casually saying the duck joke as if it's not the duck song 😂. As I finished this Micah says "Remember the duck song"

Gray Gordon

Micah’s Urinal Soup Guy 🤣. Wild!

Ben Rosenthal

Chris' joke I heard on the roosterteeth podcast told by burnie its one of my favorite jokes

Jeece

Micah, Stephen King fucking rules and don’t let anyone tell you different. It’s generally popcorn premise as an excuse to delve into wonderfully explored themes/psyches. He’s much better/more high brow than people give him credit for. The people that criticize his shit most either haven’t read it or have only seen the shitty adaptations and are uninformed making judgments based on that.

Diddy’s Dong Quest

Wait a minute, it’s CHRIS who has the power to manifest games, not matty 🤣. Or maybe they both do. Chris say you want a new viva piñata!

SalXCIV

Dagan has been listening to too much Tim Dillon , he said Kimmy Gibbler is gonna end up on fentanyl 🤣🤣

Simon Freeman

The same car story happened to me as well, except the cop told me “ I was your age at one time”.

Zac

Man Dagan really colonized this podcast didn't he

Jose Horrach

God I wish Gene and Jaffe were around for the NSFW talk lmao

Michael Hedrick

I have never been on a side more than hating Full House. Stop trying to teach me a lesson lol

NeO JD

Never heard that cemetery thing before. Had me like wtf? 😅

lazer_josh

What an excellent episode

Bizy_Mix

And he waddled away, waddle waddle

CastingCouch

Micah were you talking about munging? lol

Justin Zasada

I was in elementary school from 2007-2012, and they taught us the food pyramid. But this might have just been a consequence of my broke catholic school curriculum

Definitely Stephanie

I remember my freshman year in high school, my history teacher told a version of the brick joke, but he extended it to about a half an hour

John

As a big “I prefer Stelly with Colin” guy, this episode was fking awesome

Mama Micah

Aye, that was the word for it. Now imagine your supervisor has brought that up in the middle of the work day. :O LOL -Micah

Jacob Lesperance

Dagan is for sure pissed he's never been invited to the office photo swap.

McTrizzle

Micah is out of control 🤣🤣🤣🤣