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This week Colin and Gene join Brad and talk about both versions of Until Dawn, Dino Crisis, Horizon: Forbidden West and more!Timestamps:00:00:00 - Introduction

00:06:15 - Halloween Games

00:26:40 - Until Dawn

00:53:58 - Dino Crisis

01:09:03 - Horizon: Forbidden West

01:42:42 - Sort It Out

02:02:04 - Keep It Up

02:16:08 - Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia

02:30:58 - Metaphor: ReFantazio

02:55:53 - Closing Questions

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Yet

Colin as a panthers fan I relate to your jets fandom deeply

Link

I don’t know about you guys, but waking up to a new episode of Summon Sigh really makes my bread rise.

Robbie Agnew

Good to see Colin back. He hasn’t been on constellation in awhile so not hearing him as often

Faan

Thank you for reading my question, Brad! Really appreciate it :) In response to Colin's point about 3D metroidvanias, I disagree to an extent here. Batman: Arkham Asylum is 100% inspired by 2D metroidvanias in its design and is the best example of a 3D metroidvania. 3D metroidvanias are definitely very far and few between, but they're still a better descriptor than merely an 'adventure' game. I get why Colin refuses to play Star Wars - Jedi: Survivor. Fine, it is what it is, lol. But to make fun of people who like Star Wars? If that's your prerogative, alright. But boi, you like G.I. Joe and you respect the Marvel movies (lmao, how ironic). Maybe don't make fun of others for liking nerdy stuff? Back to Star Wars - Jedi: Survivor. It's a good game! I wish you would've addressed the fact that NO ONE AT LSM bothered to do a spoiler cast for it. It was one of the major releases of 2023, and I would've loved to hear people's thoughts on it. You're doing a spoiler cast with Cog soon for some anime game that came out over the summer, which is so much more niche. Call me cranky, fine, but the major tentpole releases of a year deserve a spoiler cast, period (with or without Colin). It's yo damn job.

Adam Razak

Gene, they have confirmed that the famous Raiders boulder scene is in Indiana Jones and the Great Circle (probably in the prologue), so your hypothetical example of Indy running away from it while showing nothing behind him might become reality. Here's to hoping they pull a Crash Bandicoot with that camera angle when the moment comes.

Dmnsrage

It's a little ironic to ask for more of the funny from the man who is doing all the "everyone who thinks differently or disagrees with me is evil and weak and terrible for the country. Everyone who isn't 100% aligned with me is the deep state and a danger to the country"

A Hind D

If Gene and Colin do a spoiler cast for Horizon FW again 2 years later I will legit donate another 5 bucks this month lmao

Jay

Colin needs to hop on the detroit lions bandwagon

John

Keep It Up to high quality horror game remakes!

Shadi Haddad

I completed all 3 of the Castlevania DS games in about a week or two, but I definitely abused the rewind feature if I got hit one too many times. Definitely a great feature to ensure victory.

Diddy’s Dong Quest

Castlevania II is fucking awesome IF you have a guide with you.

Zack E

Man, people’s “complaints” about Aloy are so lame but whatever.

Zachary

I guarantee I’m further Gene lol

Shawn Kelvey Jr

Colin I just beat the Dark Pictures Devil in me. I think it’s the best one of the series. Classic serial killer story.

Vanzant

Can Colin find a more irrelevant game to cover show after show?

Ed

Always laugh when Gene complains about having something spoiled then proceeds to spoil it for the listeners.

Tristan Kimball

Gene might be onto something about Alloy not giving up the pussy and everyone hating her for it. People are always bitching about games being too woke now. Imagine how people would react if Alloy showed up hot as fuck in Horizon 3. People wouldn’t know what to do

Drew Lee

Been playing Doki Doki LC and holy crap does this game turn.

Jacob Lesperance

I think of Horizon the same way I do about Mad Max. Mad Max and Aloy are the least interesting thing in their respective worlds. They arnt bad protagonist, just outshined by the world's they live in.

StarFoxZeroSuperfan

Love forbidden west. By far the best character in the series is Sylens. It sucks that the voice actor died😞

Kony 2012 Fun Run

I think the issue with horizons's characters isn't that they're ridiculously bad, it's that they're just bland and forgettable as hell. I'm with y'all that the world of horizon is super interesting but it's hard to care about it when the conduits through which that lore is delivered are nothing to write home about

Wayde

Lots of bigots hiding behind the this is woke crowd. Tbh who cares if you don't like it. All you have to do is don't consume it. The world isn't better for this woke witch hunt garbage

Big titty drinker

I love horizon and it’s my favorite gaming series right now by far. I’ve said this multiple times before and I’ll say it again , Colin does not realize how much of an echo chamber he is inside of. Horizon only really receives hate from vocal minority on the internet and forums. But in the real world the Ip is basically beloved ( which is why it sells well and Sony keeps making 30 of them)

Gray

Holy shit. Just checked out the video I think Colin was referring to. May be single digits for that guys IQ. 😂

Susan B. Anthony Bourdain

Tales of Kenzera failed because over 20 Metroidvanias were released that month, and it didn’t play differently enough to stand out. Even with a shitload of free press and a huge budget for the genre. Nobody cared because it was just average. That’s the truth. If you want to make a profitable Metroidvania, JRPG, platformer, or any other traditional genre, you MUST do something new with the gameplay or nobody is going to give a fuck. If you just want to tell a story then write a book.

NeO JD

Loved Forbidden West. Burning Shores was eh. I don’t recommend it. I disagree with the FW characters not being good though. Varl is the homie. Had 1 of the biggest moments in the game for me. I couldn’t get into the Arkham series but I play the shit out of the Insomniac Spideys. 😅

AngelOfCake

Parasite Eve takes place over Christmas but I don't think it was part of the plot.

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

I’m a couple of hours into Metaphor and after finally finishing Silent Hill 2 and I’m liking it. Even thought Brad and Gene talked about how this game is also on last gen regarding the graphics I swear to God I’m going crazy but these graphics feel way more like early ps3 gen which is insane lol.

Jim Capron

Horizon Forbidden West is my 3rd favorite game of all time-time behind The Last of Us Part I and Part II. I’m a big fan of Aloy too. I actually really like her more grounded and stoic personality. I don’t agree with Gene though about her being a Mary Sur because she basically hits rock bottom about 10 hours into HFW and that event sets her character development for the rest of the game (i.e. learning how to trust other people and asking for help instead of trying to do everything herself).

Ryan

Honestly I think Horizon would be the franchise that Sony wants it to be if they didn’t have Aloy or she was actually well written and not the biggest black hole of charisma and excitement.

Zack E

I think Until Dawn is the best example of a game that I’ve heard more discussions on podcasts about, going back to its release, and honestly I’ve not seen a single second of footage of the game. A few passing screenshots maybe. I know it was shown during one of the conferences back in the day (because again that is non stopped talked about) , but must have been one I didn’t see. For sure more a me thing, but it’s funny when this type of thing can happen lol

Gooch Gobbler

Bad Colin takes abound in this episode. The Jedi games are absolutely metroidvanias and it is one of the best stories in recent games period, let alone Star Wars

Bartevious

Gene, Spoiling things is fine if we know it’s coming. Just give a warning before telling us for example what a future party members name is and what they look like in a jRPG. Not a big deal very minor spoiler but just an example. It results in me just skipping games with stories I care about if I’m actively playing through em. Nice episode gents!

Macro

Really wish Brad didn't pick the Jedi Survivor write in and the audience would just stop writing in to Colin about Star Wars, I lose brain cells every time he goes on one of his retarded Star Wars rants, he doesn't want to talk about it and I'm sick of hearing him talk about it

Greg McDonald

Brad got Colin good haha, Metroid Prime is totally a Metroidvania

Kevin Cooper

Until Dawn... They don't return to the cabin to commemorate the death... they return because it was a tradition to camp there every year before their friends died, so they are simply keeping the tradition alive (no pun intended).

Ahlickaloo

Please do a Castlevania in depth episode

Trill Spencer

Colin: 3D metroidvania doesn’t exist, Metroid prime isn’t a metroidvania because yada yada Brad 3 minutes later: so what if we called it a 3D metroidvania? Colin: yeah that’s fine I guess 😂

Trill Spencer

Also, why are we insisting on the greatness and novelty of HZD to the point of guilt tripping the audience for not appreciating it enough? Wouldn’t a simpler explanation just be that HZD is clearly missing something? It might be really cool in all of these ways but the X factor just isn’t there. I feel like there’s nothing wrong with just admitting that Aloy isn’t a compelling protagonist and that actually matters.

Glen Yelenovic

Sorry Colin, there are certainly 3D Metroidvania games