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Welcome back to another looooooong episode of Constellation! Delivering the goods like this week in and week out requires deep concentration and a sharp attention span. On this episode, Colin, Chris, Micah and Dagster talk for countless hours about a variety of fun and thoughtful topics. The only downside to this whole thing is that all our focus goes into the conversations. I'm lucky to have enough attention span left now to finish writing this video descrip 

Timestamps:0:00:00 - Intro

0:50:02 - Toasters

1:49:12 - The Things We're Surprised We Still Haven't Done

3:00:49 - Puppets

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Pedro Dreher

My fav combo!! Micah and Chris shenanigans'

Michael McCoy

Awesome line up, can’t wait to listen! I feel like it’s been forever since Micah has been on Stelly, glad to see she’s back

ThisWayUpV

This looks like a doozy of an episode.

MattDanger87

An hour just on toasters?? Ladies and gentlemen, we are in for a classic!

Taylor

Is the video link missing?

Pedro Dreher

its still processing, patience

Wall bouncing in WW1

My sleep lately feels like garbled memories with commentary. It’s like all these thoughts or lack there of are unsilencible till I wake up and it’s dead quiet.

Gryflet

Love the show. Have to disagree with Colin on the issue with Native American recognition. If only to differentiate from American Indians actually from India. All in all learn some tribe names which is what we call ourselves. Since America reduced us to 1 percent of the population I figure you don't hear often from our perspectives clearly. We love the Redskin mascot but not the name!

Eric

"it's like fucking a soft dick alright it simply isn't done" absolutely floored me lmao

Wall bouncing in WW1

Man i remember seeing this group of dirt bikers lose the police under an overpass.

king_ryan_james

How did they just blow past Chris calling it his Baseball Gi???

Dustin Goncharoff

Colin and Micah, please try out Bay's English muffins. They are likely the refrigerated English muffins that Micah referred to and are easily superior to Thomas.

Big Devin Energy

An hour and 45 minutes on Toasters. This is what I’m here for 😂

IronLion44

We have a Ninja brand air fryer that looks just like a toaster oven. Glass front door. It has a toast,bagel, air fry, roast, and bake setting. My grandma gave it to me because she didn’t know how to use it.

Mama Micah

I’ll report back on a future episode! -Micah

Diddy’s Dong Quest

Steak in an air fryer is incredible. I do 450 degrees for like 5 minutes on each side. Crispy in the outside and still juicy and rare on the inside

Xstar25

Colin self-identifying as Upham was so funny to me

USAlien

Fun episode yet again. BMW drivers are the f'ing worst in the UK too Micah. 90% are arrogant asses. 😆

My wafflehouse hashbrowns

Don’t know if anyone else does this but I like to read the topics and try to guess who is on the podcast from what they choose to bring to the conversations . Id just like to say , I can now see a Micah topic from a mile away 😂😂 I see toaster and think “ oh nice Micah’s on this one “

we are all dogs locked in god's hot car

1:12:40 shout out to Micah standing on business. Also Colin, regardless of your Larry David reasoning behind not putting the toilet seat down, you should put the seat and lid down every time anyway because when you flush particles from the toilet bowl are sent airborne and having the lid down keeps the dookie contained.

Jimmy Jo

I do love that Constellation intro music.

Zack

Mexican food smells like pussy

Gooch Gobbler

Chris hating the air fryer is making me irrationally angry. This man has never heated up leftovers in there. Sublime

Gooch Gobbler

I just wanna know if Micah is still using her Ninja Creami. I bought one cause of her and Holly going off about it and have used it a total of 3 times in a year lol

Girth Brooks

No one normal cares dude. Find new passions.

Gryflet

Thanks for your condescending response but no thanks this hasn't changed my stance lol

Girth Brooks

Keep your stance chief. No one’s going to research tribe names to make you feel better.

Bi-curious Pigbaby

Bro... you must be hanging out with some ratchet ass women if you think that..

Zack

Lmao college was infact a wild time

Trill Spencer

Micah, you don’t toast a fresh NY style bagel because they aren’t soft. They are crunchy already on the outside and soft on the inside.

Trill Spencer

Dave’s killer bread is way too sweet for me tbh

Trill Spencer

How is nobody checking Chris on his reheated pizza take? Pizza is easily the most toaster oven reheat-friendly food out there

Trill Spencer

Or, hear me out, you could learn them because that’s what they’re called. But I know, I need to check my expectations. After all, why would anybody ever bother to actually learn about something?

knightedpeasant

Chris was on point for this episode. Getting more into Constellation recently, and loving it!

Girth Brooks

My best friend is of native american ancestry, specifically cherokee. You know what I call him? Steve. If Steve needed me to call him cherokee or squatting bull or research tribes in order to not be offended, he would be a narcissistic, identity obsessed, weirdo like you and Gryflet here. Again, normal adults like Steve don’t care about this shit. Only weirdos. Be more like Steve.

Trill Spencer

Lol dude the conversation is about how to refer to the people in general. Not how to address them personally. Between that + “my best friend is Indian” we’re approaching self-parody

Judah Bailey

Just leaving a quick comment to say this is my favorite Stelly combination!

The Incredible Shulk

I'm with Micah. Only a psychopath doesn't toast their bagels. Fresh or not

Girth Brooks

I didn’t say my best friend was “Indian”. I said he was native american, and specifically cherokee. There’s a huge difference, bigot. Please educate yourself. Take a 12-week course on native american tribes. Please get it right. That was highly offensive. Do better. Be a better human.

Trill Spencer

The cheese has slid off the cracker

Glen Yelenovic

Toaster ovens were made just to reheat pizza.

Glen Yelenovic

On LI we throw day 1 toasters in the ocean

Kevin Cooper

Frozen Fries/Hashbrowns infinitely better in an air fryer than an oven/toaster oven. No contest. Not even close.