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Constellation, Episode 122 | Manners and Etiquette, 1 Gorilla -vs- 100 Men, Public Restrooms (Patreon)

Published:
2025-05-05 16:00:16
Edited:
2025-07-07 12:27:59
Imported:
2026-06
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Podcasting is a little like cooking. No matter how many times you prepare your favorite dish, it always turns out just a little bit different. Sometimes, everything comes together perfectly and the meal absolutely sings. There's no real explanation for it, just a combination of recipe, ingredients, experience and technique all somehow harmonizing seamlessly. Beyond effort, intention or skill. Magic, really. Today's show hits like that for me. Probably my favorite episode of the year so far. Brad and the three LSM Moriartys gather around the family table and proceed to chop it up (cooking pun intended) with fun topics and heaping helpings of silliness. I think there's plenty to savor on today's menu. Absolutely delicious, if I do say so. Enjoy!

Timestamps:0:00:00 - Intro

0:39:31 - Manners and Etiquett

1:30:12 - 1 Gorilla -vs- 100 Men

2:14:34 - Public Restrooms

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MentalRetard

Wow a public restroom topic and Dustin is not on??? I specifically went to a public restroom this week to hear his take. Disappointing.

start a infection

Warning is my second favorite greenday album wtf

Big D

This isn’t on the rss?

Alex

Missing for me as well

Dead

lol the AI took over this week right?

Derpology Mcswag

You don’t HAVE to thank someone for opening a door just like how you don’t HAVE to open a door for someone.

Wick3d3nd3r

I hear the part about a mom not disciplining their child and I think of Grandad in the Boondocks “you ever try… beatin’ his ass?”

Omar Rosa

As someone who takes the subway in Philadelphia almost daily, no one says anything to people using their speaker on their phones due to threats of possible violence.

Alex

One of the best episodes in a while!

Bryan Lozano

Colin needs to be touched because he’s clearly out of touch on certain things.

Girth Brooks

Why did it matter that the old lady was black?

Shane Brammer

Love you col but there is a direct correlation between the more money you makes the less empathetic you become.

Davario

I would love to see a retrospective on the parenting conversation when and if Colin or Micah have kids. Their views of how modern day kids exist in our world and how to parent them shaped on the few random moments they see them in the community is interesting if slightly misinformed.

Russell Robinson

Exactly. Nobody says shit. Not even on the bus. Bus driver included. I'm in west Philly.

Michael Thew

lol, play dates. No wonder we have generations of kids that have no people skills and can’t get off of their momma tit. My parents didn’t even know where I was from 9am til 5pm by the time I was 8. I was out biking, swimming, fishing, going to the movie theater or playing video games with friends that I made. Glad my kids got their personal freedom when they were young, paying dividends now.

Stewy108

Really fun episode. A+

we are all dogs locked in god's hot car

Gonna need to issue a stand down to Colin on this one, the entire take about the Walmart receipt checker is bonkers, glad Micah was there to push back on that lol

Henry Covert IV

So my wife has worked with Gorilla and chimps for 6 years as zookeeper. Things I've learned that will factor in: Gorillas are lazy and are low energy because they only eat plants, Male gorillas are major bluffer and don't want to fight, they have weaker hearts with majority of males dying from heart disease, and a human can easily out run them since they are knuckle walker. Take this information as you will.

McTrizzle

I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂

Kasual7

By far the funniest episode I've listened to! The banter, jokes were absolute cinema!

Bogey

Personally I think graffiti and tagging trains adds a lot of character to a city. Whenever I visit NY I and see the graffiti I feel at home again. The pristine clean downtown in my city is boring as fuck.

Aaron

It’s funny Colin doesn’t get he’s the rude one in many of these situations lol

Aaron

Micah growing up a JW and telling how she grew up without the fear of anything is quite funny.

Trill Spencer

I think if you coordinated 100 people into a 10x10 formation and had them sprint at the gorilla it would simply get trampled to death. If they don’t take him out after one pass, then just keep going back and forth.

Dante's Alighieri Hogs

Micah, you are dead wrong on the "no Santa Claus" thing. It gives them a sense of wonder around the holiday besides religious significance and becomes hilarious later in life once they're old enough to understand he doesn't exist

IronLion44

Man I am so much like Colin. Especially when he talks about being overtly friendly in public just to set a standard. I’ll do the same thing by saying something passive aggressive too. It pisses my wife off because she just wants to be completely passive and not draw any attention to ourselves. But these people need to be checked. Brad is right tho. It’s getting worse. I know him and I live in Orange County and a lot of the youth here are spoiled brats. A lot of the old people are rich and disconnected from reality. That may have something to do with it.

IronLion44

It ultimately comes down to the wrong people choosing to have children to raise.

Derek Alcott

Brad, Dustin and Colin in a bed together.......to think Colin doesn't like co-op games 🤔 😅

Stephen

“I’m in here,” had me cracking up. We’ve all been there lol

Glen Yelenovic

Micah busting Colin’s balls has got to be one of my favorite things ever

Kevin Cooper

You can't risk a butt-sip of dirty water. You can't.

Kevin Cooper

Like a fast food worker goes home smelling like french fries & burgers, I imagine that a bathroom attendant must go home smelling like piss & shit. Not ideal.