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Welcome to an entirely extraneous and far-shorter-than-normal episode of Sacred+. We -- Colin, Chris, and Dustin -- gather today alongside Summon Sign's Brad Ellis to finally score our recent 27-question betting competition focused around Geoff Keighley's Birthday Party, aka SGF. (Indeed, that's episode 460 of Sacred Symbols+, published in late May, and you'll want to listen to that first if you haven't already.) The stakes are incredibly high, for the two losers have to play games they really loathe. As for the winner? Well, you'll find it's all quite controversial, with a hint of an asterisk akin to the 1998 Home Run race between Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa. Who's who? We'll leave that up to you, but be warned: No matter what the outcome is, at least one person has to play Kingdom Hearts.

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Dante B

Here to confirm that the Bug A Salt guns are both effective and fun as hell.

SneakerHead24

I can vouch for the Bug-a-Salt shotgun. One of the best purchases I’ve ever made! Seemed pricey when it was recommended by a friend at work, but turned out to be a quality made prize for the ages.

PairOfShuse

Colin’s plan - he gets hooked and finishes the first kingdom hearts

Eric Smith the Bartender (not the Sony Employee)

I don't care what Dustin says- there is no reality where playing 4 hours of Overwatch (with a friend, might I add) is an equal punishment to playing 4 hours of Kingdom Hearts. #JusticeForColin

Monkey D Luffy

As fun as it would be for Chris to play kingdom hearts no way he finishes it. I give Colin like a 40% of finishing the whole game and like a 10% of playing KH2. Dustin’s punishment just seems pure rage lol

Glitched

Is the intro updated?

Bogey

I can confirm the bug-a-salt gun works well. I have the shotgun one. It blasts a spread of salt like a shotgun pellet. You do have to be relatively close though, like a foot away. But it’s nice to not have to clean up a mushed up fly. It keeps their body intact for easy cleanup

Etikaiele (JSD)

The salt guns we’re huge in the office years back, crazy shit.

Girth Brooks

Anyone who believes Colin is actually going to play four full hours of Kingdom Hearts is a fucking sucker.

Girth Brooks

No way. He’s going to pop one early trophy and leave the game running for four hours. Dude hasn’t done one thing he didn’t want to do in 40 years. He’s gona cheese the fuck out of this.

PairOfShuse

But then you forget he would have an incomplete trophy list. He wouldn’t be able to delete it. I just think it would hilarious if he ends up liking it and plays it

Eisley

Four full hours of doing rhythm mini games in Atlantica

Jose Horrach

No that was part of the terms, they can't cheese it they have to really play whatever game.

Tyrone Yhip

The 1st 10 minutes are fucking hilarious man 🤣🤣 I actually looked up the company and bought the revolver and easy cock 🤭

Envydiel

This may be the end of Colin

Girth Brooks

I understand that. Doesn’t mean he can’t cheese it. Unless if he live streams it, there’s no way to tell.

Tom G

This is where I’m at too. He’s going to play destiny islands, realize it’s a well fleshed out FF-like game and get hooked. Then he’ll be disgusted when he finally runs into the Disney characters but it’s too late he’s already hooked

John

Colin - as a proud recipient of the DS Directors Cut platinum trophy earlier this year, let me tell you that you can rest assured the platinum for DS2 appears to be like 75% less annoying. Please look forward to it!

C

I genuinely just want to know if you could potentially impregnate a bug if you filled the shotgun with cum instead of salt

Matthew Novak

Decent chance that Colin ends up getting the platinum just for his trophy completion percentage

Monkey D Luffy

I know. But I do think there a small chance Colin likes it enough to finish. Chris would get to the 4 hours and then drop off immediately

Simmo

Oh shit, colin was right! Just not right enough, hope mickey uses vasiline with that giant key. Might as well just platinum it lol

PairOfShuse

He will also get to meet himself in the hundred acre wood: Winnie the Pooh

Pacoflipper

They should livestream the 4 hours!

Glen Yelenovic

Bug-A-Salt totally works. I have the shotgun. You just need to wait for the bugs to land. It’s very hard to get them mid-air

D

Skip to 10:00 to get to the actual topic if you don't care about Chris killing a spider.