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Sacred Streaming, Episode 1 | The Maiden Voyage + Kingdom Hearts Torture (Patreon)

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2025-07-14 21:21:30
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Welcome to the inaugural episode of Sacred Streaming, our all-new Monday live show. Join me (Colin) and Dustin as we play the original Kingdom Hearts, as well as bullshit with the audience. We go for about five hours, so buckle in! And please, keep the feedback coming.

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Colin Moriarty Plays Kingdom Hearts, Talks A Lot | Sacred Streaming, Episode #1

Colin lost a bet.

Comments

Ben-Roy

So glad the VODs will remain on YT.

Adam Razak

I watched the whole thing and I'm honestly amazed Colin made it through KH1 without projectile vomiting once.

pbsandwich_

Watched it live, went really well guys! def looking forward to variations of this from here on out

Monkey D Luffy

The stream was really funny seeing Colin react to some the KH stuff. I’d love for Colin and Dustin to stream more KH together. Even past the 4 hours. Maybe do KH every 2-4 weeks. Then the other weeks some your other ideas.

Joe B

I appreciate this getting titled episode 1. Makes it feel meaningful.

ItsThatJeremyC

Really enjoyed the stream! As someone who wasn't really into Constellation, I feel this is much more up my alley and a great addition to the overall Sacred Symbols arm of the network of shows! One thing that might improve the stream is to display the super chats within the stream itself.

Dakota Hinrichs

Sad to see Constellation be on hiatus but this is a great replacement! Just wondering, would these possibly get uploaded to Spotify with video?

Robby Suavé

Hooray! I would love to see a daily Colin & Greg Live-esque show again, if that could be feasible.

Scott Barker

That was a really fun stream! Thanks for getting the VOD up so quick too 🙏

Wayne Moss

Watched this live & what a great start to Sacred Streaming.

Emil M

Watched some of it only, but I enjoyed it a lot. And for anyone missing Constellation you're getting a kinda similar vibe when Colin and Dustin just talking about random stuff after finishing playing. Looking forward to the next weeks

Yui

At one point I realized that Colin often says something along the lines of "Like we discussed on Sacred" which now could mean this show as well. I am very interested in those E3 sorts of streams, but I'd also be interested to see those go beyond Playstation presentations.

MattDanger87

Tuned in a few times today and am going to watch through it all tomorrow at work. Kind of surreal seeing Colin playing a game live again after all these years. Great job boys! See you next week

StewDog

I think it's done... Not just on hiatus

StewDog

Dumb question, will there be an audio version of the vod?

Test24

I am just along for the ride. Will support whatever you all do!

Lou Sassle

Hopefully you guys decide to go with shorter (and later starting) streams with MORE members (namely: Chris) going forward.

Tyrone Yhip

I love this, a duo streaming of various games old and new. I'm down baby!

TheWubbz

Shorter? Ungrateful

Lou Sassle

How is that ungrateful? I pay for this content lol. Anyway, I just suggested “shorter” so that more guests would be willing to get involved. I doubt certain members would want to stream for FIVE HOURS every time. I guess people could hop in and out.

Lando

Boooooo

The Grubermeister

Constellation was my second favorite podcast on LSM. Pretty bummed, tbh.

Jordan Falduto

how long til soyface colin thunbnail?

PairOfShuse

Sad to see Constellation go BUT this should be cool too. I fully expect there to be Slitterhead covered intensively either by stream or a full staff review discussion of the game

Nevets

Very ironic that literally today I was thinking if LSM started some live streaming shows, how often is Colin going to go to the bathroom?

Matt Kuryloski

I just want to say I really like the format! Personally I will never be the kind of person doing super chats and probably will be missing the live viewing most of the time but I will enjoy the VODs and I really like the banter playing the game. You guys are funny and I think your off the cuff stuff is great for playing the game. I think Dustin did great being a shepherd for the game. As far as constellation goes… I never listened much unfortunately. I’d skip anything unless it felt like a must hear topic and the show always fell behind sacred, punching up, even moore’s law is dead and my other podcasts. I love Dagan and without him it would just be a bummer. The whole Dagan thing is a bummer but I’m happy he has steady work— and I hope he starts his own podcast or something! I’m looking forward to all the streams, be it live or as a vod, and I’m just looking forward to the kind of funny conversations you guys could have while playing the game— I don’t think you should fret so much about audience interaction, just make time for it at some point in the stream? Let the stream copilot naturally involve the chat, and have the game player not worry maybe?

Jordan Wray

He actively enjoyed it lol

Angelo Color

I really hope you guys make this available in audio form. It would be great to listen to this as a podcast!

kyle disanjh

Love the new format - It was a very nice surprise and happy to have you guys on my second screen all day while I work. Keep it up! Hats off to you guys for always adapting and trying out new things. Love this concept and looking forward to the future of it.

Dmnsrage

Where is my Monday constellation episode? 😭

Dmnsrage

So I went from a fantastic audio show that I can listen to at work to a 5 hour video I have to watch on my home time? What a great trade 🤮

Colebra

Really like this idea! Maybe you guys can add membership option to the YouTube. And have like Bronze silver gold and platinum tiers for the people that want to give you money or just want to sub on YouTube and not Patreon and then they can work their way to a platinum trophy on channel lol. Just a idea.

Jordan Wray

I listened to it while walking the dog, the video really wasn't important even for the Kingdom Hearts segment lol.

Orrie Cat Gaming

Can you do a podcast version? I’ll miss constellation but if I can at least listen to this in audio at work that’ll help

Orchard

I loved Constellation, but I understand the need for change. I’m very excited for the new chapter and look forward to future streams! Colin please just promise one thing; give us FF6 knock back before the end of the year. Thank you for being a part of my daily life through all of your shows.

His Holiness

Good trade. I fell into only listening to Constellation episodes where Gene or Jaffe were on. I hope you keep the occassional politics episode with Gene and Jaffe.

Scott Adcock

It's a shame we've lost Dagan, really enjoyed listening to him. Definitely a one of a kind voice in the sacred roster. But I'm glad it's because he's landed himself a great job! As for the stream...I'm never going to tune in, I'm 47 and don't care for such things, also it's at a bad time for a UK listener. Main gripe though for me is the 2 day gap in shows, nothing on Sunday and now nothing on Monday. Change the stream to wednesday purely to satisfy my listening demands 😅

Caleb Peacock

People are really asking for a fucking live steam in audio form. Even as dumb as that is, just open the YouTube video and don’t watch it. You want to listen to long silences mixed in with Donald Duck?

SwampSquatch

Love the game play streams. New thing to look forward to every week

Shortsoptional

“The fuck is this?” “Uh, that would be the room the 100 Dalmatians are in….” Lmao

Jose Cantu

"Show me the dog one more time...oh my goood" 😂😂

Frank G.

Doggo was cute as fuck.

Frank G.

So much potential in this new format. Can't wait for the chaos to unfold and and. Really looking forward to seeing Colin and others show us those skills and maybe wholeheartedly that ass too. Congratulations boys.

IronLion44

I will always look back on the Constellation years fondly. I’ve listened to sacred since 2020 and that was my gateway drug to the rest of LSM. Love everything you do and I’m happy for this new change, as long as we get some Constellation-like conversations within the streams.

Matt

Love this! Thanks

Michael Dean

This was cool! I like the first kingdom hearts game, I think it's a good RPG. It's still a little messy in some areas, but it's definitely the most approachable of the series, story wise. It's not too complicated or crazy compared to the other ones. The ending is still a little jarring though.

Andrew Christensen

This is… a shockingly homoerotic game. I had no idea till today

Born-Blind

Hilarious... Only caught the tail in but I had to check this out given the title. 😂

Lucas180

Way to may ads on the YouTube playback after the fact… kinda can’t take it after only an hour…

Paladin Of Pain

I was so sad hearing Constellation is cancelled, but this is a wonderful replacement. Wishing the Dagster the very best.

Paladin Of Pain

Constellation is honestly the reason i started listening to the non-sacred symbols podcasts in the network

chris lawrence

Will these always be this type of runtime? I consume LSM as an audio podcast on my drives to and from work. I don't know how a 4 to 5 hour video fits into my week. I will miss Constellation. I will miss Dagan. Dagan, you will be missed!!

Genius but with downs

To be honest Constellation got very pedestrian. Really wanted them to get into harder topics more often. Not just politics but all sorts of topics. I'm sad Dagan is gone but I welcome this new format

Muskrat Mike

Gonna miss constellation but this was a great stream and had some of that Colin and Greg Live energy I’ve been missing

kasey vach

I would expect if they are gaming the streams will be longer like this… who would want a stream for just an hour for gaming

kasey vach

Brother I hear ya… sadly YouTube just keeps increasing those ads but I’m kinda use to it by now

Patrick Allen

This is a brilliant new addition to LSM. Keep it coming!!

Vladimir Grabbinmikov

Great choice in YouTube over twitch. You didn’t even need to say why and yet everyone knows exactly what you meant.

DogMeat

Sad we lose dagan but glad for him as well!

Simon

I know everyone cant afford or dont wanna pay but youtube premium is a game changer. I even swaped from spotify to youtube music since it is included with youtube premium.

Walker Simmons

Kingdom Hearts 2 is one of the best games ever made 1 Is a bit hard for me to go back to

Trials

No more consolation :( damn

Busting on an iPhone Duo and clapping it shut

Hope the streaming format helps you out of your malaise, Colin. Only about halfway through the stream, but maybe try to get some more people to drop in and out as they will over the day. I’m hoping for a Wild Jaffe to appear.

AwesomeTatum

Luv the stream, a lot of fun. Any chance to maybe add in and/or do the occasionally one during primetime? Such as (5pm to 8pm eastern) so us working folks can have a chance to see it live?

C

Colin, I think you are underestimating the amount of people who would tune in for a general discussion on the week's matches, even if it is only for 30-45 minutes of casual fan chat. I also think a good idea for this stream would be to leave slots open for 2-3 people max, in the LSM community (hosts, not fans) to just randomly pop into the streams at any time they wish, they could jump in for 20-30 minutes and pop out again, someone else could jump in and take their place, this way you could still keep the random mixes that constellation provided. You could be in the middle of streaming KH1 for example and in pops Chris, they don't need to be organised, just random pop ins if it suits them, or you could be talking about sports and in pops Micah. If nobody pops in, you're more than capable of talking to yourself and us for a while whilst playing games, etc. Just throwing ideas out there, I don't feel this needs to be focused on one thing, just let it be a weekly event where listeners can jump in and out of.

Trials

Jaffe and gene can take over consolation

Jose Horrach

Colin is on the path of becoming a KH fan, it starts with disgust, then frustration with the island, then thinking I don't hate this, then saying it's a good game, then the final stage: wanting to jump into KH2 and loving the series.

Mike D

Constellation was very hit and miss. I like the general banter about any topic really, but it was usually the first 30 minutes that was without structure that was the best content. Hopefully you can capture a bit of that with these streams.

mizrazik

Where the hell is stelly?

Francis

Is there a chance for some bullshit-ass audio version? Not sure why you'd bother editing at all anyways. It's just nice to listen to whenever I want to, data or not. Long flights, days at work, or drives mainly.

Kodynardo

I love Last Stand Media. It’s the single best podcast for video game enthusiasts imo. Thank you for all you do.

Supes

There’s a stage beyond that: finishing KH2, saying “that was fun, I wonder what the other games are like,” trying them out, saying “oh god what the hell is this” and leaving the series behind forever. (That said, the PSP prequel is pretty good.)

Tom G

I really need to see Colin play more kingdom hearts. Not because “hyuck, KH is dumb” content but because this was genuinely so good and heartwarming. I haven’t been able to take my mind off it since I watched live on Monday and here I am on Wednesday morning longing for more!

Abraham Phenix

Small Questions for the LSM crew. Sorry if this was answered in the letter or during the first stream, but will streaming content only take place during mondays? Are you guys considering doing day one steams of multiplayer games or big releases? Press conference reaction coverage? I know col finds reaction content lazy, but its more about being in a chatroom with like minded people, than seeing their favorite commentator OMEGALUL on camera or do some Mr.Beast ass reaction. I never watch a conference alone, so it would be nice to spend it with the LSM fam and not feel like an orphan child on a Moistcritical stream or whatever.

Panda Junkie

Its crazy it took 4 hours for anyone to tell him about parrying.

Andrew Grishaw

Oh, wow. We all get punished for Colin losing. Very sacred meta.

Kyle Drapeau

Would really like to see Colin continue playing Kingdom Hearts, at least finish the first one.

Ventriloquist

Finally getting around to this but I want to echo the sentiment that this is far more appealing to me than Constellation was. Hoping to catch the next one live.

Eisley

I can’t believe Colin is dedicating himself to platinum-ing every Kingdom Hearts game and streaming all of it!

Captain Canada

Can there please be a podcast feed with the audio from these streams?

Sweaty Magic

Just wanted to say this is a cool direction and amazing way to start! Huge addition to the value I'm getting!

Dan

I don't think it can happen. He hates it too much. He's so utterly repulsed by it for some reason, despite admitting they're fine games after he played 1 and 3. Also on Sacred he said someone would have to give him 25K just to finish the trilogy.

Dan

1, 2 and 3 are great games, but the other "spinoff" titles are very campy and not of the same quality.

NeO JD

Really thought Chris would take over Stelly as most seemed to prefer his hosting style. Gonna miss the show for sure but it’s mainly the audio. I’ll watch the video of this when it’s a game I wanna watch, but I get that it’s a personal problem. Looks like it’s already off to a great start with all those superchats.