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In a quieter week for Xbox, we deliver to you our longest episode in show history. Don't say we never spoil you!

Timestamps:

0:00 - Intro

8:25 - Health Is Wealth

1:17:30 - Nickname ideas for the Dukes

1:21:02 - We might have a Helix handheld nickname issue

1:25:53 - Xbox’s 25th anniversary is soon

1:31:44 - Why do canceled games almost always look great?

1:38:13 - Phantom Blade Zero reviews are in

1:40:49 - So, your future GOAT game used AI…

1:55:06 - Why does developers flocking to Fallout generate excitement?

2:04:10 - Xbox overextends in missed Netflix deal

2:18:34 - Arkane Lyon’s leash gets extended

2:28:38 - Original Xbox games seem to be getting achievements soon

2:34:35 - Call Of Duty is losing momentum

2:45:23 - Inside Xbox’s COO exiting the company

3:01:20 - Xbox is working on their review situation

3:13:28 - Microsoft offers 60,000 buyouts

3:23:59 - The Gears Of War: E-Day budget situation

3:46:31 - Xbox execs are missing performance targets

3:51:25 - The financials are in for Xbox

4:06:40 - Mass Effect rally continues on

4:42:43 - What We’re Playing

5:19:09 - Wrapping up

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Harry bhallzonu

Jesus guys? Only 5 hours long?! Can we at least get our monies worth??? ;)

Avery Illies

I've worked Pizza Hut for an entire decade (I have other jobs too) oh man the war stories I could tell the dukes! I wouldn't work it this long unless I got $

Jacob Lesperance

There is no Xbox constraint for hardware. That is an absolute lie

Michael Mashpotato

Pizza Hut used to have “Wing Street” and they were banging.

Michael Mashpotato

Guys…. You know you can remove the lid to the toilet tank and pull the rubber up by hand and flush it manually. 😭😭😭

Hector

Matty As someone from Idaho, we got plenty of hidden gems for pizza, we got Bigfoot Pizza, and Idaho Pizza Company both goated.

Cloud

We are the congregation

Jason Rose (edited)

Comment edits

2026-10-29 23:00 Just one thing, Austin Wintory wasn’t hired, that 20 minutes was part of his pitch to score the new Mass Effect. Also, I live in Canada and there isn’t one online outlet that won’t let me purchase an Xbox right now. This is a lie from Asha.
2026-10-29 18:15 Just one thing, Austin Wintory wasn’t hired, that 20 minutes was part of his pitch to score the new Mass Effect. Also, I live in Canada and there isn’t one online outlet that won’t let me purchase an Xbox right now. This is a lie from Asha. Finally, our prime minister just came off the worst first year of any leader in our history and we’re losing on every front economically, they’re not nationalizing for Mass Effect when they can’t do it for our steel industry. It’s a sound bite but Carney is all talk and no action.

Just one thing, Austin Wintory wasn’t hired, that 20 minutes was part of his pitch to score the new Mass Effect. Also, I live in Canada and there isn’t one online outlet that won’t let me purchase an Xbox right now. This is a lie from Asha. Finally, our prime minister just came off the worst first year of any leader in our history and we’re losing on every front economically, they’re not nationalizing for Mass Effect when they can’t do it for our steel industry. It’s a sound bite but Carney is all talk and no action.

Lil Jimmy420

People sleep on papa John’s!!!! And I’m from buffalo lol

Del Griffith

Can you guys make a decent length podcast for once?! I pay $5 a month, and Thursdays podcast is a measly 5 and a half hours?! GET FUCKED!

Bone-In

There’s always that one person in Idaho 🤦‍♂️😅

Your Boi Nicky V

Well, for what it’s worth, I’m voting Double D Bros and sadly upvoting my own comment

Hector

There's Dozens of us! Dozens!

Bone-In

Matty has negative aura when it comes to naming things 🤣

Bone-In

Come to the front of the Congregation in the Court of the Crown Jewelers! Cmon!

Addison117

If Mercenaries gets achievement support that's the only thing that might pull me away from GTA VI.

Big Devin Energy

Bro. Cog: “I love your playful ignorance. You so innocent.” I’m DYING. Lol. Keep it stout homies

The Corn Rocket

Anybody who thought modern Bioware was capable of making a great Mass Effect game apparently hasn't been paying attention.

Subagels

tom hardy raps too

Armando

Weak week for XBOX news, 5 hour podcast, lets goooo

Mr. Scott If You're Nasty

I'm pretty sure she can't outright lie in public statements about the business given her position.

Justin Marion

Can't keep Xboxs in stock is the biggest lie. You can find them in stores easily and they are available on every major online store.

Michael Welter

Matty just FYI, Austin Wintory was not formally involved with Mass Effect. That music was a hypothetical pitch. He said this himself on Twitter.

Jacob Lesperance

She can obfuscate. It's not considered a lie because she can point to Uganda and say they are supplied constrained. In the regions it actually matters its an absolute lie.

NeO JD

Was Activision on the decline when Kotick was leaving or after he left? Cause money-wise, I don’t recall hearing anything bad until after. Harassment issues aside, the guy knew how to bring in money. Even Colin always mentions Xbox would be in a better state if Kotick and his crew had taken over instead of the Xbox side.

Whiner

It’s so funny to see the e day situation , just goes to show how online push doesn’t do anything to actually push a games sells or attention in the real world. All that twitter / YouTube shit fall flat when the numbers come back man.

Pan Ic

Cog got skill checked on Dispatch 😂