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Who wants an xbox? (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-09 01:06:28
Imported:
2026-06

Content

The comment with the most likes wins the xbox.

Comment with the most likes at 6pm central on March 1st wins.

Comments

Chris (Sour Brothers)

Simply put, no. Really, the idea of a world without Doug doesn't even make sense. Think about it... what else would fill the nasally void? What else provides such versatile flavor? Doug has always been the most beautiful thing on this entire planet. Doug will always be the most tasty thing in the universe. Sure, Doug alone is questionably tasty. But Doug doesn't work alone, he amplifies other lesser flavors. Even those who claim they don't enjoy Doug are just fooling themselves. Remember homeopathy? Well, pretty much everything is homeopathically contaminated with Doug, and Doug has brought their podcasts greatness. Donald Trump thinks he can make America great again. No, he alone cannot. But Doug can. We should not build a wall. We should build a goddamn Doug sweat waterfall. Niagara Falls? How about Doug Falls? This is the only way to make Doug great again, scientifically proven in exactly 0 controlled trials, in e^πi +1 peer reviewed journals. Why would this make America great again? Imagine if you could take any boring sandwich and slather it in Doug just by putting it outside. That's right, we're going to make Doug rain. The whole world would be spiced up a notch. Covered in peanut butter and jelly vape juice. Bland sandwiches would be edible again. Decent sandwiches would be mindblowing. Productivity would skyrocket a whopping 10,000% with all the newfound enthusiasm for life. South Korea and North Korea would be friends again. Israelis and Palestinians would stop killing each other. Charlie will never set up another Punji Stick again. Instead, they would all revel in their love of Doug. Long story short, Doug not only binds this world together, but is the solution for all of this world's problems. Pop Scop, ya toe-lickin' queers.

DippiSauce

Each like means an African child not getting an Xbox. Keep doing God's work and keep those liking posts, boys.