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On the advice of the Kraft corporation, I contact the reference desk at my local public library to determine whether I am in bodily danger from having consumed a Kraft Single with the plastic wrapper still on.

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Jonathan Ullman

“Victim is maybe a strong word to use.” 🤣

Jonathan Ullman

If the librarian is real, he’s better than AI. If not, the perfect performance.

Matt Sturbate

Or second, depending on your personal viewpoint.